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When you realize housework is never “done”, it’s just in a different part of a continuous cycle You will be free to stop trying to “finish” it just to be frustrated

we only have Vampire Weekend thanks to vampire unions

I have never hit a pedestrian or a cyclist with my car, and I've never hit a pedestrian with a bike I only hit cars with my car, bikes with my bike, and I only hit pedestrians with my pedestrian

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

This article is ostensibly about a bike lane; but it's really about housing. Every single person quoted complaining about the bike lane lives in the East Bay and spends hours a day driving to Marin County for work because Marin County refuses to build enough housing to accommodate its workforce.

*Asking waiter to dust my wets voice* Please sir, the copper, the glass, How does it work?

well done everyone

Impossible to be mad at this tbh

Kevin Hart bringing his own ideas to set on day four of what was scheduled to be a 55-minute DraftKings shoot. "I feel like my character would do the cabbage patch here," he tells the director. "He loves stupid parlays. The experience of betting like that really 'puts him in his body.'"

The Warriors got more or less the season they deserved. Steph aging gracefully into transcendence

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Who I feel sorry for is America’s homegrown racists, who have worked hard for decades only to be forced to compete with Afrikaners for their jobs.

the wave.

I tweet about basketball sometimes

Santa Clara mentioned

Took last weekend off but I’m back on my bullshit

"suicide by cop" -your city's economy

RIDDLER: Riddle me this! What has- BATMAN: This better be good. RIDDLER: What? BATMAN: Seriously, I get the answer every time in like two seconds. RIDDLER: Oh, it's good. Believe me. BATMAN: Ok. Is it a candle? RIDDLER: I hate you.

Let’s go on a bike ride, who’s driving?

Hey Cal Fire AI, how much did asking this question contribute to the likelihood of more fires?

They habeas on my corpus til I writ

"Nice bike" "Thanks your car sucks"

guy whose gf is always scratching at the walls from inside his crawlspace: babe what are you thinking for dinner tonight, because im feeling chinese but we did just have hot pot with your coworkers on tuesday gf: [screech! chitter! stomp stomp] guy: haha totally wow i love you so much 🥰