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RN, bioethicist, badass, exhausted. Handing out demerits like it’s my job.
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The irony and fury felt because a man believing he is entitled to bring his son to “work” at the Oval Office while I Mom-Math my way through the next month’s monkey-wrenched schedule due to back-to-office orders with far less work/life balance is an especially sinister scorn I place upon his head.

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climate change is really messing with my ability to lure sailors to their watery graves

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free him

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Thom Tillis said it loud and proud.

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Narrator: Inadvertently and to their chagrin, with a snap of their morally pious fingers, conservative SCOTUS instantly blew life back into the smutty printing industry.

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Watching the new #WallaceandGromit Revenge Most Fowl, it feels like Aardman missed a golden opportunity to use the phrase “Reboot-Merang”

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Did I really need that articulating wooden monkey? No. -But my other articulating manikins wanted better company.

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Did you know people will cheer at the bar if a middle-aged whyte lady twerks while doing the splits on beat to the Ying Yang Twins? I’m so proud of myself.

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I’ve never seen The Grinch. My friend tonight explaining the origin story: “He got red-pilled at the age of eight against Christmas. He’s an Xmas incel when you think about it.” WHAAAAAT

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Listening to an interview with Sect. of the Interior Deb Holland, and I harkened back to researching my masters thesis on how to handle human remains on Mars should someone die there.

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What’s up with some peoples’ houses smelling like a very generic spaghetti with unnamed red sauce

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I took a chicken processing course this morning. No one told me, until I cleaned my chicken, that they will sometimes make that “hawww” sound like a rubber chicken toy will make. Yes, dear reader: I did scream forearm deep in a still-warm chicken.

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I find myself still getting irrationally angry about Netflix canceling The OA like six years later.

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Does anyone remember Bad Andy from Dominoes? I miss him.

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If you think about it, “up in your guts” is a tidy little threat and promise duo

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It gives me the ick that some people call sprinkles “Jimmies”

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As party season rolls around, I’m reminded of the time I was asked if I was Lutheran because I brought a “turbo casserole dish” to the work potluck

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The blow-up doll *no one* wants to fk.

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Taco Bell’s Double Decker was back for almost a month in October and none of y’all told me. I hope everyone of you feels shame of the highest order.

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So what’s the over-under for making a version of Real Cabinet Members of Drumpf’s admin? I wanna see some messy parodies of these chumps eating themselves alive through in-fighting.

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Yesterday a woman told me her grandfather patented the original chicken plucker. Now I can’t stop thinking about my one-woman insult play called “No Good Chicken Plucker” who knows, I might win an Obie for that shit

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