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I got some tickets to the Hawkeye basketball game and forgot to bring my wallet so I didn't spend any money at it 🙂

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Imagining Tom Waits covering Please, Please, Please

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Mark Cuban is like The Guy that proves there's no such thing as a good billionaire

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Sometimes the algorithm gets it right

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I put just enough stuff away from the basement tonight I can actually start using my exercise equipment like I said I would in November

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I don't understand why the casino won't let you bring your own dice and cards. They let you use your own ball at the bowling alley!

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Lola Bido

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Frog Country, Fat Toad

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Thought there was a sixers game tonight but it looks like there was a humiliation ritual scheduled instead

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Remembering when Planter's was getting ready to kill Mr Peanut and introduce Baby Nut but then COVID hit so they had to kind of drop the campaign

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Giannis, I could never hate you

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Forrest Gump 2 should be all about Forrest just hanging around every significant Internet event that's happened in the last 20 years

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Ralph Waldo Hemorrhoid

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Giannis is looking West, toward Golden State 😣

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The Luka trade did this

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I'm not in his district but I hope Oliver wins his election today

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I'm being so brave going to work today when I really really just wanted to lie on my couch instead

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NBA trade deadline has me feeling like KG

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I'm steeling myself for the Jimmy back to Philly trade, even buying into it to an extent

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I have once again come away with all the Granny Awards including most handsomest grandson

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The worst part about being sick is telling your boss "ooh, ough, *cough, cough* I frew up"

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Guillotines

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Jesus Christ, dude, two completely avoidable disasters in one week, fuck this administration

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Raising my sons to be weak-willed

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"have any of you tried turning off the TV, sitting your kids down, and hitting them?" - Bender B Rodriguez

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"I call them The Goodlands" - guy who calls the badlands The Goodlands

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Going through my camera roll and remembering when NBA 2k allowed you to create a social media handle for your player

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Tyrese Maxey go get your 50 piece big dawg!

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Read an article about Natalie Prass's debut album turning 10 so I went back and listened to it and immediately went to the Tobias Jesso Jr album. Very smooth afternoon

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Fortnite talkshow is such a ridiculous concept and could be the reason I saw Wicked on opening weekend

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Play the song!

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Go Philly, we love the sixers!

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I'm in Chicago and seeing a plethora of good cats

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Sixers surprise win tonight, I can only take this as a good sign for tomorrow

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White people should really be more conscious around using black slang. A lot of them end up reading like a Xeni Jardin tweet

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I know a lil project at work hates to see me coming

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I've been listening to a lot more music this week than I usually do. I may be breaking free of the Podcaster's Curse

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Gonna hold my breath at work to see if it makes the clock move faster

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