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worldwarz.bsky.social
Traveler, 8x Gpa, maker, semi-pro poker player (three truths and a lie)
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Sad and true

Fondly remembering the three days where the world was captivated by the “What does the fox say??” Song.

Forget hoping Superman will save us, where the hell is the WuTang clan I’ve heard so much about

There are a thousand things that should have broken the trance the nation has with this imbecile but the way he handled George Floyd’s death and the subsequent BLM movement has to be in the top three

I remember when asking someone to use their phone required a; “it’s not long distance” before they would agree.

How would the proposed movie tariff work? The ticket at the theatre is 120% more than expected? Isn’t that what they already do for popcorn?

The prime minister of Canada had a chance to do the funniest thing ever and not wear a suit and tie in the Oval Office

Is it just me or is this year‘s Met Gala giving real strong hunger games vibe?

RFKJr: “If do you have ever solved a Rubik‘s cube or attempted to solve a Rubik‘s cube; we are coming for you”

an under discussed aspect of the “birth rate decline panic” is that young people keep voting for politicians and agendas that never win in america and feel like the world is doomed, while older generations keep reiterating that doom cycle and forcing agendas on younger generations that fuck us

Tired of winning yet?

Not Rudy Giuliani screaming “we will have trial by combat!” In the conclave

I can’t wait to skeet: Pete Hegseth has left the chat. When they ultimately fire him. Don’t steal it.

“How can any of this stock market stuff be my fault?? I have been golfing for like the last three weeks straight “

Mr President, There is a Kristi Noem to see you, has a govt ID and everything. She looks completely different than her drivers license but she does wear a shitload of makeup.

Isn’t it crazy and a bit exciting to think we might have the first AI pope in a few days.

Hear me out; how does Pope Peter Hegseth hit you?

There is a time and a place for every bad skeet. Once a year I get to roll out this banger: “Did you hear that Easter is cancelled this year? They found the body.”

Is there any chance this imbecile thinks he is fighting against shape shifting robots from cybertron instead of fifth grade volleyball players with this war on trans?

Just a masterful gambit sir 🫡

Normalize eating squeaky cheese publicly in places other than Wisconsin

Who does JD Vance think he’s bullshitting with his bullshit? There’s something both pathetic and infuriating about the imaginary dope he’s invented in his head to be more clever than—trying to manipulate the discourse like a cat trying to pick up a pencil, you have no thumbs, dummy.

Who do you miss the least: The pillow guy, Jared Kushner, Kari Lake?