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Remember Aaron Bushnell 30/6/98 - 25/2/24 “I will no longer be complicit in genocide.”

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this is a dril tweet

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Can’t catch a break www.washingtonpost.com/science/2025...

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having a fully developed frontal lobe is so op

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oh the disappointment

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libcom.org/article/stri...

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Only been at work for 23 minutes and I wanna quit already

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BACK AND TO THE LEFT BACK AND TO THE LEFT BACK AND TO THE LEFT

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I’m tired of my brain idling at 100 mph

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We need Matt ChristMan more than ever

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what stops the empty feeling

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guess we just aren’t getting tax refunds

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The 80s version of robocop is hardbody as fuck

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Italian sandwiches will be why I die by 65 but it’ll be worth it cause cured meat fucks hard

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Even with lying, they still have 10x more accidents than we do at the warehouse I work in

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I cast Ray of Unemployment

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we should probably start investing in whatever iron lung manufacturer hits the stock market first, big year for polio!!!!

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The theory that the watergate scandal was to punish Nixon is so much more interesting than what was told to the general public

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life really isn’t worth living if I’m gonna have to work this much till I’m 65

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Trying to pinpoint exactly where in life I stopped having aspirations

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halt citizen sympathy detected

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I hate my foot hasn’t felt the same since fracturing it (please don’t walk on a fractured foot a lot)

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I’m unhappy to report there is a community of pro anorexia ppl on here

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all of us that are like 28+ are having a renaissance with Bluesky because we were on twitter in 9th grade when it was fun

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I’m 28 and scared of Sabrina carpenter

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how long before all voting is done on x

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people in hvac and plumbing are as reactionary as you think

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I have reason to believe I work with a proud boy/ three percenter

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Oh Dave, Mr famous. You’ve made my tummy hurt

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My car is mixing gas and oil, fuckin kms

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luigi

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Looking forward to switching from work drugs to weekend drugs

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Is Kanye having a meltdown because he didn’t get enough attention from the Grammys

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Motherfucker.

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timeline cleanse

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I can’t stop laughing at a wwe podcast I found, ty muldog for putting me on

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Bought my tickets to go see Stavvy baby

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Please subscribe to The Onion so something we write tomorrow will continue to be better than anything in the actual newspaper 11 years from now: membership.theonion.com

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I got to see a North American least shrew today so I’m doing fantastic

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