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I have a lot of wrists Also here are my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cf6y2b4edwjhoph5xzteihah/feed/aaapnafhkr7ak
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it's not "I am the walrus" it's "I am a torus". Or "a Taurus". Paul was either into topology or astrology, it's hard to say. if only he were alive so we could ask him.

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<><> is not a palindrome but <>>< is

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Weird how there's only three kinds of nuggets; gold, chicken and butt

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me: prepare for a high bandwidth data transfer her: i wish you wouldn't say that when you cum

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BANK TELLER: to open an account I'll need a first name ME: Robin BANK TELLER: and a last? ME: Dabanc BANK TELLER: so you're Robin Dabanc Me: *slowly reveals gun*

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me: *holds up drawing* is this the guy? witness: that looks nothing like him me: *furiously shaking Etch-a-Sketch* YOU DO IT THEN

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It's Friday! Let's ignore things together.

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Alexa, call me daddy

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The king asked his wise men to give him something which would make him happy when he was sad and make him sad when he was happy. The wise men presented him with a ring inscribed with "this too shall pass" The king then had the wise men tortured and executed

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if you’re cold they’re cold. let all of the foods out of your freezer

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Sometimes when I'm feeling sad I like to look up at the little red dot in the sky that is mars and realize that one day Elon might be up there without any air to breathe

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"what if people could disturb me more easily?" -inventor of the doorbell

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-Meeting- Secretary: Item 1, the issue with the pay stubs? Me: let's put that to bed for now Secretary: Item 2, the lawsuit? Me: that, too Secretary: Me: Yes, let's put everything to bed. Let's just have a nap.

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the name's Bond, James Bond, Bond James Bond, James Bond James Bond, Bond James Bond James Bond James Bond Bond James Bond James *SLAP* thanks for that

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did u know boob is short for roobert

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"I don't think she's a licensed esthetician." -me, watching a Brazilian waxing 'demo' on this porn site.

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[honest phone sex] Him "What are you wearing?" Me "An old t-shirt and sweats" H "Are you horny?" M "Nah. I'm pretty tired" H "Me,too"

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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Alexa have you seen the rest of my acid? Lava Lamp:

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are we still shitting on caillou? I still have so much i hate about him

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the next person i see walking down the hall shouting into their phone from a distance is going to get a lesson about how not to use speaker phone

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I saw the White House wants to rush the new Air Force one jets, I say Boeing cut all the corners they need.

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Some people think I'm smart but i used to think Noam Chomsky was a garden gnome who bit people

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if you use real lamb it's shepherd's core. it's only cottage core if you you use beef

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Just asked Grok if being the leader of a sovereign state invaded by another sovereign state makes you a dictator and it started crying

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