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Jewish Appalachian Hill Witch // Reads too much, sucks at video games.
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me: curates a ~friday night stack of novellas and manga also me: leaves them sitting next to me while I read a 1200 page book instead this is why i have so many unread short books!!!!!!

A BRAG: I've been CRAVING kung pao chicken for days and my spouse made us homemade kung pao chicken for dinner and it's perfect. 🤤

I got made fun of all the time in college for my sense of humor (and lack of social awareness), so it feels AMAZING now that I'm in my 30s and realizing I actually AM funny af and entertaining both in work and in casual settings. Like, OTHER PEOPLE think I'm HILARIOUS???

did i write this tweet

it's OVER for all of you now that I can confirm God is pro-smut

i love when someone (usually a man) tries to tell me what to read to experience "good literature" and then blowing their fucking minds when i tell them all the "good literature" i've read that actually exacerbated my depression and how that stopped happening when i started reading romance lmfaoooooo

not me almost recommending my MIL a reverse harem series because she asked me for more fantasy romance recommendations and i was just naming my faves to her jesus fucking christ

KENDRICK LAMAR!!!!!!! That's it that's the whole thought. Can't wait to show my kids in the morning.

Called my mom to talk today, and jokingly said I was coming to her house to watch the Superbowl. My dad yelled, "NO! You are not! We've had the neighbors check on y'all TOO MANY TIMES." 🤣 I said, "Not *these* neighbors!" (My mom and I may or may not get too into sports together. We're...loud.)

"hOw Do YoU ReAd So MuCh??" my brother in christ i am mentally ill i am looking for escapism i bring my kindle everywhere that's pretty much it