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Bretwalda of the Angli. Generous host of the Mead Hall Lord of Wülferhampton. Please use your Gods responsibly. Hinc videre possum domum tuam.
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Dear Germany. Have you considered building a wall?

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This explains the recent downturn in Serf productivity. www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...

submitted 38 minutes ago • 12 comments

Upcoming Stephen King thriller about a rouge corkscrew wreaking supernatural havoc in New England. Staring one or more of any number of Skarsgårds.

submitted 57 minutes ago • 3 comments

The thick on this timeline makes explicable what happened last November. Like a whole fucking country missing the point. Wow, just wow.

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

Dumb fucker quotes Beowulf, and gets it wrong.

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

This reminds me of the time I ran into the Arch Bishop of Canterbury, literally.

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My week condensed. Brummie cunts. Dutch cunts. Mexican cunts. French cunts. Brummie cunts. Home.

submitted 2 hours ago • 14 comments

Apparently, I'm a poster boy for Welsh devolution now.

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) roast duck, roast potatoes, seasonal vegetables, Yorkshire puddings and a gravy thick enough to slice CC @devonianmatthew.bsky.social Lower tables. Spam la orange Vegetarian/vegan option. la orange Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever

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M'Lady B is looking at a house in West Wales. It has a built in out door BBQ. The optimism is humbling.

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This is NOT Mead Hall door policy. Quite the reverse in fact.

submitted 4 hours ago • 12 comments

Developing a character, a 19th Century Irish churchman heading a religious house in Genoa. Thinking of naming him Abbot deCostello.

submitted 5 hours ago • 7 comments

Sunnandæg.

submitted 10 hours ago • 10 comments

If Tony Stark was a shitty human being. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

Good morning.

submitted 12 hours ago • 16 comments

Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only.

submitted 12 hours ago • 15 comments

I have, in fact, eaten fish n chips in Whitley Bay.

submitted 14 hours ago • 13 comments

That's Raphe Fines and Stanley Tucci fucked then. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/f...

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

That bit where I said I was going to bed. I should probably have done that.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Please don't accuse this blood drenched, armoured psychopath of being woke unless you can define what woke actually is.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

Dear America. That country you're so proud of? You stole it. Take it from them that know Yours sincerely. The British Empire.

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

If you like a Chinese buffet, Mr Woks (Estepona) is hard to beat. Try the razor clams. I'm here all week* Except Thursdays.

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Yes.

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