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The top 1% echelon of shitposters are called the shitterati.

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The UV Index is short for The Ultra Violence Index. Go outside and turn it way up.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

We’re all just a bunch of broken Doritos at the bottom of the bag.

submitted 101 days ago • 20 comments

the best part about toddlers is that you can just be like “sorry bud, the cookies are sleeping” and that makes total sense

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not many people know this but the Blair Witch Project was filmed inside of a Bass Pro Shop

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

Al Pacino always says Hoo-ahh but no one asks him Why-ahh

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my job? oh, you mean the crying place

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Just learned that techno feudalism isn't when you have an argument with your bro at the club.

submitted 3 days ago • 17 comments

What’s the scientific diagnosis for the persistent, painful yearning to have my hands wrapped around a fat, warm, living creature such as a baby seal at all times

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i havent been super impressed with anyones decisions recently so ive decided to stop paying taxes thats how this works right

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i have it on good authority that a couple of y'all are the same people

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when gwen stefani said “this shit is bananas” my first thought was “hold up. how do you spell that”

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My family crest has a toaster hanging precariously over a bathtub

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Well ya know, it was a different time youngster (6 years ago)

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when you die they tell you about all the posts you swore you'd remember and didn't write down that would have done really well

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Roses are red John Lennon was rude Beatles were mid, yeah I said it

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Gotta tidy up in case MTV Cribs drops by

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The descent into madness is now a lateral move

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

Now that I’ve finished reading this Wikipedia entry on Japan’s 2011 Olympus scandal I can get to work at my actual job which is not reading Wikipedia entries

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Hope we never live to see the day some youngin tries to pass himself off as an Ol’er and even Dirtier Bastard

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Oh no the generation that doesn't know how to read thinks my ankle socks look stupid

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Who thought to call it toxic masculinity rather than insane in the men brain?

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

Oh yeah? Well I call it the automated ATM teller machine.

submitted 8 days ago • 19 comments

If you don’t wanna be alone with your thoughts you can borrow mine. There are some real bangers in there, like: “might eat, but I don’t know,” “did I take my meds?” and “oh shit, this person is trying to talk at me, better act like I knew it the whole time.”

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Ask your doctor if permanently blacking out is right for you.

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

i feel sorry for anyone who doesn’t get to hear the dulcet tones of my primal screams

submitted 7 days ago • 12 comments

The top 1% echelon of shitposters are called the shitterati.

The UV Index is short for The Ultra Violence Index. Go outside and turn it way up.

We’re all just a bunch of broken Doritos at the bottom of the bag.

the best part about toddlers is that you can just be like “sorry bud, the cookies are sleeping” and that makes total sense

not many people know this but the Blair Witch Project was filmed inside of a Bass Pro Shop

Al Pacino always says Hoo-ahh but no one asks him Why-ahh

my job? oh, you mean the crying place

Just learned that techno feudalism isn't when you have an argument with your bro at the club.

What’s the scientific diagnosis for the persistent, painful yearning to have my hands wrapped around a fat, warm, living creature such as a baby seal at all times

i havent been super impressed with anyones decisions recently so ive decided to stop paying taxes thats how this works right

i have it on good authority that a couple of y'all are the same people

when gwen stefani said “this shit is bananas” my first thought was “hold up. how do you spell that”

My family crest has a toaster hanging precariously over a bathtub

Well ya know, it was a different time youngster (6 years ago)

when you die they tell you about all the posts you swore you'd remember and didn't write down that would have done really well

Roses are red John Lennon was rude Beatles were mid, yeah I said it

Gotta tidy up in case MTV Cribs drops by

The descent into madness is now a lateral move

Now that I’ve finished reading this Wikipedia entry on Japan’s 2011 Olympus scandal I can get to work at my actual job which is not reading Wikipedia entries

Hope we never live to see the day some youngin tries to pass himself off as an Ol’er and even Dirtier Bastard

Oh no the generation that doesn't know how to read thinks my ankle socks look stupid

Who thought to call it toxic masculinity rather than insane in the men brain?

Oh yeah? Well I call it the automated ATM teller machine.

If you don’t wanna be alone with your thoughts you can borrow mine. There are some real bangers in there, like: “might eat, but I don’t know,” “did I take my meds?” and “oh shit, this person is trying to talk at me, better act like I knew it the whole time.”

Ask your doctor if permanently blacking out is right for you.

i feel sorry for anyone who doesn’t get to hear the dulcet tones of my primal screams

roses are red. violets are red. the bedroom is red. the hallway is red. everything is red. this is a crime scene.

"Stanley Kubrick's Howard the Duck"

I know so much about 80’s hair bands, and this seems to impress no one.

Fuck there are a lot of days

Aah the saxophone, the slicked back ponytail of musical instruments.