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wunderlass.bsky.social
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But like .. have you ever.. ever felt like this...

Hey guys I know it's really hard to be conscious of your health right now, so please remember that after every hour muttering “wtf” to yourself while scrolling on your phone you should stand up and banshee scream for at least 5 minutes to stretch out your lower back

How many lies has Joanne ("J.K.") Rowling told about her former poverty, and how much of it was fabricated by the media? Let's find out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeFU...

🎵It’s pancake day Yes it’s pancake day Yes it’s p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pancake day🎵 Happy Tony Robinson Day, to all who celebrate! www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj_a...

Saddened to learn that JD Vance’s family vacation was ruined due to protesters. Do better, guys. You don’t have to wait until he’s on vacation—every day that ends in Y is a chance to revel in that man’s misery.

Calendar: it's March! Local ice cream van: say no more 🚐 Nevermind that's it 6 degrees and grey as hell still.

Help a sister out and sign my petition before my wee witch pricker stalkers on Twitter start gathering the firewood for my burning petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs

God forbid a woman have hobbies

"I am one hundred per cent a Faithful."

A guy who used to be a comedian & is good at improv and dealing with hecklers and who has also spent the last 3 years in a war zone turns out to be a guy you can’t out-alpha, imagine that

Steve Reed - include public ownership as an option in your independent commission on the water sector. @richardburgon.bsky.social weownit.org.uk/act-now/stev...

If you're in the UK, try Hive www.hive.co.uk

Do it right kids

Whether it's Ukraine threatening to join NATO or Russia invading Ukraine, bombing Ukrainian civilians, and abducting Ukrainian children, there has been plenty of aggression on both sides.

So one of the things that I think is lost on AI proponents is what I call the card catalog effect, a thing I shouldn’t call it because a lot of people probably have no experience with a card catalog.

What he wanted was to escape the lifelong prison of cringe mediocrity that he has been confined in since birth, but he can’t, not with a billion dollars 200 billion dollars, or a trillion dollars, because it is baked into his every cell and nerve. So he found the people who would lie to him

brb gonna check the academic literature on if it's good for regime consolidation when you mess with the military's paychecks

Playbook | Sources report growing tensions between Republican senators who roll over for Trump and Republican senators who issue disapproving statements before rolling over for Trump.

U.S. forces land on Greenland's coast, spearheaded by units of Cybertanks. they make it three quarters of a mile before the cold weather drains their batteries. crews find themselves trapped inside when the fully electronic doors default to locked. most of the 70th Armored regiment starves to death

"Mommy, I don't understand how the federal government LOST the civil war of 2025. Didn't they have the entire standing military at their disposal?" "Yes, dear, but they invested all their money in vehicles that could be defeated with a spray can of water."

My deepest respect to the legends who learn English as a second language, like honestly how do you even carry on after getting to the word “queue”

More than half of all AI content contains factual errors. www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...

Why is nobody talking about this?

Mistyped “Uncle Sam” as “Incel Sam” and you know what, given the current state of the ruling party

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

A mossy mari in the mist

no way people are asking for a dislike button on ao3 bestie that’s the back button your browser

iPlayer has a retro drama classics category and the BBC have just casually tossed Threads in the wtf. Pity whoever randomly selects that to watch with no idea what they're getting into.

Breaking news: Planet destroying comet to hit Earth at 11am this morning. 8 billion people simultaneously think "Thank fuck that's over".

Yarn stealing criminals with no remorse.

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...

ismy.blue

Elon Musk's mother moved to South Africa in the year Apartheid was created, and she and Elon left the year it ended. The last Apartheid Prime Minister, a man who refused to testify at the Truth and Reconciliation Committee, was a family friend who stayed at their home. This is not a crazy theory.

📣 MAJOR MAJOR PSA 📣 YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SIGN UP FOR A PROTEST. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO "REGISTER" TO SHOW SOLIDARITY. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GIVE YOUR NAME, ADDRESS, AND PHONE NUMBER TO HAND OUT AND DISTRIBUTE MATERIALS. YOU JUST SHOW UP.

If you’ve never read this, but you like urban fantasy, you can’t do better.

I want to stay informed but also every time I try to read the news

This goes so fucking hard dude