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Black Smoke Rises Over Sistine Chapel—Means Six More Weeks of Catholicism Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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DEA Busts Massive Fentanyl Ring in U.S.—White House Blames Canada Anyway Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Kraft Heinz Distances Itself From WWE Co-Founder Over Weird Steak Sauce Remarks Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Canadian PM Unsure How To Respond After Trump Brings Up “Piss Play” at State Meeting Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Kanye Unveils New Clothing Line Made from the Skin of Wife Bianca Censori Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Trump Officials Push for New Cut of Beloved ’90s Movie Mrs. Doubtfire That Removes the “Crossdressing Stuff” Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Tories Begin Drafting Wild Explanations for Election Loss Including Ghost Votes, Woke Pens, and 5G Towers Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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“The results of this election demonstrate, once again, that Canada’s archaic voting system is failing voters.” —Fair Vote Canada Millions of Canadians voted against Poilievre, not for @mark-carney.bsky.social. Now Carney must have the balls to do what his predecessor promised—and failed—to deliver.

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🇨🇦 𝙋𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙊𝙋𝙀𝙉, 𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙙𝙖! 🇨🇦 Vote for the candidate who’ll uplift the lives of most Canadians—not just your own. Polling stations are open for 12 hours; hours vary by timezone. Find your assigned polling station and voting hours at elections.ca. And lowercase-l liberals: stop splitting the vote.

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Pope Francis Found Dead Mere Hours After Whisper-Filled Visit with Angel of Death U.S. Vice President JD Vance Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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New Poll Finds Most Americans Would Choose Nuclear Oblivion over Living Through Another Day of This Shit Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Pierre Poilievre Vows to Defend Canadian Constitution by Axing It Moments After Being Elected Prime Minister Vote, Canada: elections.ca 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸𝘴, 𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘴, 𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥.

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CrossFit Trainer and Walking “Missing Link” Marjorie Taylor Greene Profits Massively After Purchasing Stock Hours Before Tally Sparked by Tariff Pause Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Trump Administration Executes Entire Ohio State Buckeyes Football Team in Televised Ceremony Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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“Millennial Dictator” Bukele Meets “Dementia Donald” Trump to Fawn over Each Other’s Ugly Gold Chachkis Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Karoline Leavitt Upgrades to Larger Cross Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Kristi Noem Signs Deal with Spirit Halloween as Official Costume Provider for All Photo Ops and Pet Executions Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Cost of MAGA Hats Skyrockets as Trump Launches Tariff War with China—Supporters Blame Biden for Price Hike Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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U.S. Commerce Secretary Critiques European Poultry—Claims American Cocks Are Bigger and More Attractive Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Donald Trump Says He’s Not Joking About Third Term as Democrats Laugh It Off—“We’re Pretty Sure He’s Joking” Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Republican Voters React to Trump Tariffs Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Donald Trump Proclaimed April 2nd “Liberation Day”—Experts Say Many Finally Freed from Financial Security Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Donald Trump Gives Far-Right Conspiracy Theorist Laura Loomer the Task of Producing New White House Podcast Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Trump Reportedly Relied on Random Number Generator to Set Tariff Rates—Advisors Say There’s No Need to Panic Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Donald Trump: [Incoherent Ramblings] Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Man Refused “Vaginal Rejuvenation” Surgery After Vet Discovers His Dog Doesn’t Actually Need the Procedure Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Matt Gaetz Asks Musk’s DOGE for Teenage Girl Database Access—Insists It’s for His “Youth Outreach Program” Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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RFK Jr. Directs CDC to Study Meth for Weight Loss—Says “Americans Deserve Affordable, Fast-Acting Solutions” Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Poilievre Rejects Security Clearance Concerns—Says He’s Focused on “Bringing It Home” and “Stopping the Crime” Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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White House Pledges to Keep Literacy Rates Low in Black and Hispanic Areas Citing “Tradition” and “Cost Savings” Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Tesla Single-Handedly Propping up Glue Industry Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Elon Musk Assures Investors Tesla Fires Are a “State-of-the-Art Heating Feature” Soon to Be Released Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Suburban Housewife Discovers Life’s Little Joys After a Morning Vicodin and Bottle of Chardonnay Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Cuba Seeing Tourism Boom as Travellers Seek a Vacation Free from the Sights and Sounds of American Tourists Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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RFK Jr. Pushes to Ban Poppers—Closeted GOP Lawmakers Concerned Their Rentboys Won’t Be Able to “Loosen Up” Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Chaos Erupts at G7 Summit as Flock of Canadian Geese Ambush U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio in Quebec Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Russia Agrees to Ceasefire Deal With Ukraine—Says It Will Continue Bombing as Part of “Ongoing Peace Efforts” Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Trans Immigrant Caught Smuggling Canadian Eggs Into U.S. Through Border Town’s Gender-Neutral Bathroom Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Trump’s New Tesla Has a 1-in-3 Chance of Spontaneously Combusting—World Leaders Wait In Morbid Anticipation Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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GOP No Longer Cares About the Economy Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Toronto Man Suffers Severe Heart Attack Upon Learning Canada’s Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre Is Only 45 Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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“Happy Women’s Day to the Real Women—Even the Nasty, Stupid, Ugly, Ungrateful, Fat Ones,” Donald Trump Says Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Trudeau Announces 1 Bajillion Percent Tariff on All U.S. Goods—Will Increase to Infinity Times Infinity Next Week Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Trump Blasts “Idiot” Behind USMCA Trade Deal—Unaware He Once Touted It as a Major Political Victory Years Ago Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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U.S. President Donald Trump Absolutely, Totally, 100% Swears He’ll Enforce Tariffs This Time—“No Takebacks” Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Poutine > Putin

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Trump Wishes Mexicans a Happy “Sixo De Marcho” Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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Scandal Erupts as Four White House Couches Accuse J.D. Vance of Sexual Assault Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf

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