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actually they tried to hang the sword of damocles over me first but took it down when I got sloshed and started doing sangaku stunts with it

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL?! A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!

submitted 2 days ago • 137 comments

no sir that’s not what I said. I didn’t do it because the cat “told” me to. I did it because the cat WANTED me to

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

got a korok infestation and now my apartment is full of puzzles. not even good ones, just dreck like a rock next to the toilet. they look at me when i solve them and i have to act like i had fun because my smart fridge is a mandatory reporter.

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

dog?

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

[speedrunner at SGDQ voice] Okay so for this part of the run we're going to do the "Pronoun Flick" glitch. I have a metronome here because there's a one-frame window after a pronoun swap where it increases the transition count but doesn't decrease when swapping back. We want at least 30 transitions-

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

i got up early and came back to bed to find this

submitted 4 days ago • 68 comments

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

submitted 5 days ago • 72 comments

youtube.com/shorts/sSLI0...

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Dutch guy doing a land acknowledgement to a school of fish

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments