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Co-founder. Tech Adversary. Bennington Alum. Oregon Duck.
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I’m pretty sure America does 3 things to men who would be king: we throw your tea in the harbor, we make you hang out with John Adams, and we _reject your sovereignty_.

I think we should stop calling for resignations and start calling for busting knees with rebar.

Had a dream I took a job as @edsbs.bsky.social assistant for the fullcast trip to Disney specifically so I could talk to @alexkirshner.com about labor laws, but never got the chance because no one could figure out how to pay for parking with the new app. I did not sleep well.

If they’re flooding the zone why don’t we play man? Do you really think speaker Johnson is going to hold up if he’s jammed at the line by Hakeem Jeffries?

A whole bunch of morons need to go read up on Chesterton’s Fence.

Mussolini but the trains are run like the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese.

Looks like someone has been taking lessons from Mack Brown.

Hey it’s been more than 24 hours is the war in Ukraine over yet?

It's so good.

I demand a rematch of the Rose Bowl against this Ohio State. #GoDucks

What happened to death machine Ohio State? Why did they only decide to show up for 2 games?

Is it too late to start the steal?

A Coffee PSA: A new website popped up: brevilleus.com; looks slick and as if it is actually made by Breville as their outlet site. IT IS A SCAM SITE. 1000% scam. I confirmed with Breville this AM it is a scam. Please spread the word. Worried about people falling for this. #CoffeeFeed

Organized the drawers. Organized the closets. Productive day of nothing but hidden work.

Still won the B1G. #GoDucks

If Ohio State is actually this good why didn’t they simply win the B1G? #GoDucks

That ASU field goal range indicator is realllllly generous from ESPN.

One thing I can say with absolute certainty now that I have a child: Ross was not nearly involved enough in Ben’s early life.

If you’re trying to order Chinese food in Biddeford Maine the wait is crazy right now.

No more Ernest movies, decline of western democracy. Coincidence? People are asking.

Speaking of lazy city names, Eugene, OR is just the first name of the first guy to own a raft in the area. cc: @celebrityhottub.bsky.social

Side hustle… slide whistle… is that anything?

Biden, you have a few weeks left: Nationalize UPS, FedEx, and DHL.

The Nabers fantasy agenda is back on track.

If he manages to win a Super Bowl at UNC I think that will really settle the Belichick/Brady argument once and for all.

One of our clients hasn't paid us over $130k. I wrote about it here. www.apsis.io/blog/2024/12...

Man he’s never gonna win a Super Bowl there.

Back to back finalists. Oregon is QBU. #GoDucks #MightyOregon

When in doubt.

The fact that this NPR story lead today with companies reconsidering the security posture around their CEOs instead of reconsidering why their business practices move people to kill is… telling.