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Frog and Toad Climb the Water Tower

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

finding this stick has been the highlight of my year

submitted 6 days ago • 58 comments

the hand that feeds probably tastes so fucking good...

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

brand new single from the new pornographers: uh actually the rest of us are not pedophiles that was just one guy

submitted 5 hours ago • 7 comments

guess we all thought the "new" in "new pornographers" referred to something else

submitted 5 hours ago • 4 comments

surely this request to put phones in silent mode at a funeral doesnt apply to me

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I think if you’ll look closely you’ll see I’ve become pretty essential to current discourse and actually kind of a leader. It’s pretty important to follow me and subscribe on all platforms in order to stay abreast of the latest developments. Let’s fight together by sending me money

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Call me crazy but when I lie and pretend to be stupid from my position of public service it’s pretty fucked to keep bringing it up

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

If I was a scientist I definitely wouldn’t just data mine a ton of variables and then work backward from low p values for theory and methodology. I would make a hypothesis and test it like an idiot like they teach you in school

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Mutual trust and respect used to be important American values, and that’s why today we’re going back to the honor system on whether there is shit in your food

submitted 2 days ago • 21 comments

The Itsy Bitsy Spider was actually so fucking stupid it didn’t need to be doing all that

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

what if a mirror was black

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

We need a mole in these vacation rental landlord support group chats STAT

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

welcome back to the workforce, airbnb hustlers. hope you had fun on your little adventure I just sent you a teams invite

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

Unbeatable entertainment.

submitted 3 days ago • 228 comments

You cannot stop us. You can only prepare. We are BlueAnon.

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

Guessing based current viral content that this June extension for TikTok will be the last one

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

so many of the 4chan jannie leaks are like "firstnamelastname @ gmail" or one guy is hello@firstnamelastname .net

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

I’m stupid and I need to shut the fuck up 🧵

submitted 84 days ago • 11 comments

the only way we can stop this is if we turn on each other first. we need to rip each other to shreds. we need to denounce each other for the most minor infractions conceivable, and never stop arguing. only then will some of us make some money from our efforts while ultimately not stopping this.

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

damocles, dude, you absolutely cannot put your sword there. come on man

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments