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I’m stupid and I need to shut the fuck up 🧵

submitted 78 days ago • 11 comments

the only way we can stop this is if we turn on each other first. we need to rip each other to shreds. we need to denounce each other for the most minor infractions conceivable, and never stop arguing. only then will some of us make some money from our efforts while ultimately not stopping this.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

damocles, dude, you absolutely cannot put your sword there. come on man

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Now that I’m back from camping, it’s time to get back to what life is for: reacting online to politics stuff

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

submitted 116 days ago • 4 comments

👍

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

You're all going to look like idiots when we add a lane and it actually turns out to be enough and fix everything

submitted 433 days ago • 0 comments

[at the front of a bread line] uh yeah, uh. uh, i’ll have the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. huh. i’ll uh, i’ll. oh you know what? here’s what i’ll do. i’ll get the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

submitted 4 days ago • 173 comments

[everyone but us getting together in a big room to figure out how to wean off and end United States dependence forever] ART OF THE DEAL CLASS FUCKING DISMISSED

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

When I was in India, we hired a car from Mumbai to Pune. Got stopped for unclear reasons, and held for a long time. After an hour, the driver was like guys, they just want money. On our way again in minutes. Anyway I guess that’s what’s happening with tariffs and law firms. He needs a taste. Tribute

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx

submitted 4 days ago • 296 comments

okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line

submitted 4 days ago • 439 comments

muffled thank yous from inside my sleeping bag as jason voorhees swings me into a tree

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

Startups who thought they were navigating the valley of death actually just found out they’re this guy

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Want to stay accountable to my followers. This one is not looking good.

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

Hopefully hospitals don’t use stuff from China

submitted 4 days ago • 33 comments

Welcome back, mules with pack saddles and associated rigging

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

They're so dumb

submitted 5 days ago • 96 comments

you stifle a chuckle, giving your position away, as hunter seeker drone doctored to look like a floating penis and balls floats into view

submitted 5 days ago • 11 comments

billionaires on the news calling you a pussy for worrying about your retirement 👍

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Sending anyone from this country to a foreign gulag, particularly without a court hearing, should rightfully end a presidency. Full stop.

submitted 6 days ago • 551 comments

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submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

It was a goofy line for Dr. Robby to say he would remember Leah long after Jake forgot about her

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

How about you “attach” yourself to some “secure” employment

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Google: Thank you for making online content these long years. We’ve enjoyed our partnership in driving you traffic from people in need and earning ad dollars in turn. Slight update to our relationship now though is we fed all your shit into a LLM and repackaged it as ours. Get fucked forever ❤️

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment