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wyrdeone.bsky.social
Co-Producer of three critically-acclaimed humans. Unemployed IT guy or starving artist, as you like. When I'm not slumped over in my Kiddie Pool of Depression with a warm PBR and a half a pack of Camels, I sometimes write stuff and make art.
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Friend of mine showed me this video a few years ago and was like, ugh, they got this model, she's too pretty. Dude, watch the video. Idk if she's a model or not, but she is definitely a skateboarder. Beautiful song and a sweet video. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcDW...

In case you need a pick-me-up tonight, the current administration has been forced to walk back most of the horrible shit they've attempted due to widespread public outrage. So, keep up the outrage, it's working somewhat.

The more things change eh? www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AMh...

Hey Bands, Please stop putting like 4 minutes of dead air after a random song in each of your albums for no discernible reason. Thanks, Everyone

This is a fun one. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVTX...

My first air fryer will arrive in 4 days. I'm counting down, got way more wings than I need in the freezer. Also, I'm edging with teaspoons of Cholula nightly. Y'all better not have lied to me or I'm going to be massively disappointed.

Once again I've found myself in need of Fates repair. Tripped and fell and now I'm stuck under a Kelpie's snare. Duckweed eyes, wet opal skin don't say you wouldn't dare. But it's not the water drowned me, lads, it was her auburn hair. #Poetry

Man, talkin' sexy to people is hard. Like, it's so hard right now.

I have purchased an air fryer and I expect it will fix all my problems.

The roof is leaking drip, drip, goes the metronome keeping me from sleep. #Haiku #Poetry

I LOVE when metal guys with real pipes do shit like this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3GQ...

Take my eyes and put them aside. I won't have need of them for a good long while. I'll read you in the dark with fingers tracing the story of your lips, neck, breasts, hips, like an epic in braille, with a soundtrack that's just shuddered breaths rising as we descend. #Poetry

Can we just all agree to protect Dolly Parton at all costs?

What we have here is a failure to communicate. www.youtube.com/watch?v=isCh...

Death is weak, and we are strong. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuvS...

Two rocks in the river rough so long tumbled abraded worn halfway down once held under in currents breathless beaten now we lay polished shining in the sand you the mossy agate me the moonstone to be picked up and held together touching rolled around in some small divinity's loving hand #Poetry

“You gotta get me out of here, man.” “Relax, Monty, I’m working on it.” “You talk to my lawyer?” “Yeah, the cops don’t have shit.” “Okay, good. How’s Theresa?” “Fine, her mom’s staying with her.” “Thanks for all this, Frankie.” “Hey, that’s what cousins are for.”

The gospel in the hands of people with no empathy. A mixture of dangerous social chemistry between law enforcement and a military entity. Cameras on the corner of every corner you facing, testing out a future gestapo on immigration. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdAi...

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If Israel can source and deliver exploding pagers, why can't someone source and deliver exploding golf carts?

lamb of tartary and rebirth [ #art ]

It's not the salt-kiss wind, or the sweet rot smell of low tide, nor even the dancing troupes of Jersey-mannered gulls that make us love her. It's the depth of her horizon, and the promise of vanishing in it, that turns smitten boys into sailors. #Poetry

When did doxxing become a crime, exactly? Y'all we used to have these things called phone books.

This has always been a good song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqkG...

Invincible, unbreakable, unstoppable, I'll show you who's worthy. You grab the gun, I'll take the wheel. Fuck the world, my love is real. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBwH...

head shot