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listen, I know you're exhausted what with the baby keeping you up all night and requiring constant supervision all day but you really should set up a microbiology lab in the den and conduct a double-blind longitudinal study of the efficacy of the polio vaccine in your spare time

submitted 2 days ago • 22 comments

Not to brag, but…

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The Trumps are off American soil! Time to: FILL THE 1ST FLOOR OF THE WHITE HOUSE WITH BAKED BEANS

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

#HandsOff Utica, NY

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

At 10 years old, I was eliminated from the countywide spelling bee by the *only* word in the whole competition that I couldn’t spell. I was furious because I’d never even heard of it. The word was “tariff.” Trump must have the same story, right?

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

dems should have pranked corey booker and formed a long line to the bathroom

submitted 31 days ago • 119 comments

what booker is doing right now is an example of what i mean when i say things like “we need more ambition right now.” there is room in american politics right now for people with ambition to take big stands and reap the rewards. he’s doing it!

submitted 31 days ago • 530 comments

I will never forgive ChatGPT for ruining em dashes.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

My 8yo son, deciding to run for class president: “did you know the teachers’ bathroom has quality toilet paper?!”

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Word has it DOGE has terminated the five men protecting the cursed seal that holds the five dark sages in their slumber

submitted 60 days ago • 222 comments