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Fuck/Marry/Kill Liberace, Eazy E, Freddy Mercury

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I'm thinking about getting into vegetable taxidermy.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

You should not be allowed to wear a DEP shirt and play the most bar rock music I ever heard

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Any opening band that says "you may know this one...." Guess what, dude? We don't. STFU and play the song, we are waiting for the headliner.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

2nd time seeing "Betty" in its entirety, and this time, I'm bringing @eternalweekend.bsky.social

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

That was one of the most insane endings to a WWE PPV I've seen in awhile

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

#WWEChamber       #EliminationChamber2025 Owens is so destroying Zayn

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

#EliminationChamber2025 0-1 so far

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

#EliminationChamber2025 Canadian wrestling fans are hilarious

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

#EliminationChamber2025 Well, that was cool. I enjoy heel Jade

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

#EliminationChamber2025 My brain says Roxanne wins, my gut says Bliss

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Hey @opiebluesky.bsky.social Thanks for the following. I've been a fan since WYSP

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I can't properly post videos on bluesky, so here's my tiktok link. I'm currently working on a new project. Hey @theredchord.bsky.social, long sleeve is very comfortable

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I took a couple of days to process this but finding out a dude I know in the Philly metal scene, someone that I've been friends with for years and better friends with his wife, who's also in the scene, is a child molester kinda fucked me up.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

I'm currently on hold with a prescription company to get meds for a patient. They started playing an instrumental version of "Free Bird"

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

I haven't written a song that's over 3:30 in MANY years. I just did tonight. Kinda wild.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

My cat is resetting himself

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I just realized Chris Collingsworth isn't a commenter. I guess he can't be in the same room with Tom Brady or else it would be a constant blow job fest. #SuperBowl

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

The whole stadium just did the "A minor" line. Drake is still cooked. #SuperBowl

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick Lamar is the best #SuperBowl

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

I will fight any christian claiming Depeche Mode "Personal Jesus" as their own. #SuperBowl

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

I've been to NOLA. Where is the random homeless guy giving the middle finger? #SuperBowl #GoBirds

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

I clocked in, and 2 minutes later, made a joke about a scribe hanging herself from the doctors non-existent catheter. Should I clock out? I can't possibly say anything else worthwhile.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

☝️ #RoyalRumble

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRY #RoyalRumble

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

The Rock is going to win #RoyalRumble

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Kevin Owen's spine vs ladders are a long wrestling rivalry #RoyalRumble

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Called it #WWERoyalRumble

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Iyo Sky's theme is still a banger #WWE #WWERoyalRumble

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Woman's Royal Rumble Prediction: Charlotte Flair wins #wwe #RR2025

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

C'mon Buffalo Bills, I want to laugh at the tears of Chris Collingsworth, Taylor Swift, and whatever Kelce brother she's pegging. #AFCChampionship

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Hey Eagles fans on Broad St right now, police scanner is going wild, so be careful #Philadelphia #Eagles #acab #NFChampionship

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Go Birds #Eagles #NFChamps

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Are we surprised Elon did the Nazi salute, and Trump didn't put his right hand on the Bible? I have no joke for this.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments