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xenochrony.bsky.social
Just another tomato can on the slow train to Palookaville. Toronto/Wendat territory. he/him (avi credit Charles Rue Woods)
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Help us, K2-18b. You're our only hope.

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WOMEN’S WORLDS RECORDS ARE BEING SHAT

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Terfs can't legislate trans people out of existence. We see you. You're here. You're valid. You deserve the right to be left the fuck alone to live long, happy lives.

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

I injured my shondell and now I have to undergo Tommy James surgery.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

[holding a flashlight under my face for a scary, dramatic effect] They thought people were “speaking into a flashlight” rather than holding a flashlight under their face for a scary, dramatic effect.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

coming out of my cage and nope goin' back in my cage

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anyway here's your comedy for monday afternoon

submitted 2 days ago • 88 comments

Meanwhile, at the Women's World hockey championship, Team Canada has paired their oldest player (Larocque, 37) with their youngest (Primerano, 18) on a defensive line. My 14-yo daughter put this in perspective when she said, "That's like me saying my D partner won't be born for another five years!"

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, so you think you can play barre chords? Here, let's see what you can do with this 17-string classical guitar.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone thinks everyone else is insane and everyone's right

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

1995: "The World Wide Web will revolutionize how humans share information and allow everyone on the planet to access resources crucial to enabling growth and improving quality of life" 2025: "We gotta somehow convince suburban soccer moms that the measles vaccine won't turn their kid into a furry."

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Ageing is hitting the point where 4am is "early morning" instead of "late night".

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

I'm looking over the rosters for the women's world hockey championship, and I see that the home club for many of the Japanese players is the Seibu Princess Rabbits. This team may have taken over from the Nippon-Ham Fighters as my favourite Japanese sports club.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Won't somebody please help the poor Heritage Foundation with accurate and sincere survey info? secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

what that mountain dew?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Can we please fix the world before my kid finds out about the situation

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Nobody wants to work anymore

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Forgot the word "jukebox" and said "I got my back against the record machine".

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

don’t be pemmican

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Thanks to Trump‘s tariffs, if you bought 10,000 maniacs last week it would only be worth 8,000 maniacs today

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

“You know what I blame this on the breakdown of? Society.” -M.S.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I hope Sloan got big bucks for letting them use Money City Maniacs in an iced tea commercial.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

First they came for…well, pretty much everyone who’s not a billionaire. And there was no one left to speak for us, because you dumb fucks gave them the keys to the kingdom smdh

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Shoutout to @bigrobnelson.bsky.social who pointed out on tiktok that Cory Booker spoke on the Senate floor 8x as long as JD Vance was in Greenland

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

no, I don't know why we're dumping raw meat in the sinkhole. but if you saw the haunted eyes of the guy I took over from, you wouldn't stop either

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

You know what we need here on Bluesky is a Conventional Mattress (the). Where the hell is @mrmichaelrose.bsky.social?

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