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Really hard to feel anything for shoplifters when they threaten to kill you with a hammer over soda

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I'll never understand a parent cooking a massive amount of a certain food their kid says they dont like, and then giving them a large portion of it, and as punishment for not eating it all, they give them more? Like IDK...maybe dont make 5 pounds of peas if your kid doesnt like eating it.

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If any of you say "May the 4th be with you" I will literally eat your limbs

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Hey, I see ya sitting on the equip screen. I’m waiting on my leg armor 😏

submitted 639 days ago • 3 comments

Dang, they threw me back in the slammer.. what a drag. Definitely can't break out or anything. Might as well enjoy it! 🎨 @scruffkerfluff.bsky.social

submitted 22 hours ago • 23 comments

All minority groups in America should register and purchase a gun.

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

How the hell do people unironically decide to willingly watch The Simpsons? BTW I really wanna see Lisa and Bart explode into pieces.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

K so without going into it The royal family 100% murdered Diana They're trying to do the same to Megan and Harry

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Little concept doodle of @freefoxragu.bsky.social `s coyote version and my bird :D #looneytunes #cartoon #toon #toonsona #furry #toonfur

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Pivotal "I feel funny" moment.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

sorry to spam this, it's the comm option people like the most and I want to stay busy I'll draw any species for $90 each, comment a ref if you're interested!

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

The average American has three friends.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Calling it now. Trump and/or RFK are going to demand the return of asbestos

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A bundle by Neko Ninja Labs, $40.00 for 19 game assets itch.io/s/151550/psx... #lowpoly #3d #3dart #3dmodeling #gamedev #indiedeveloper #indiegames #indiedev #gamedevelopment #ps1 #psx

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Cycling trip

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments