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xeyedmess.bsky.social

Author, Banting/Keto cheerleader, professional carb-dodger, liberal, and Trump despiser. Running on avocado, bacon, and boundless optimism. Founder of a tiny Facebook group (2.3M+ strong) where we banish sugar & celebrate butter. #BantingLife

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Bucket list item ✅. Life begins at 60.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

RIP President Jimmy Carter. A giant of kindness, compassion and service to mankind. You were an example to all. 💔💔

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

Manchester is red! Yeah baby!

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

🤣🤣🤣 💀

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments

Good morning, world. #MyDaisy

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

People, get a grip! This is not a dating site. I’m inundated with dodgy dm’s. What in the hell?? Join one of those swiping apps, please!! I’m sure you’ll be a lot more successful. I really don’t care that you think that I have a “beautiful smile” or “pretty eyes”. Fokkof!

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

Yesterday we celebrated 36 years of marriage. Look at those 80s perms and ask yourself - how did we find anyone attractive? 🤣🤣

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know how to feel right now. So humbled and honored that our book is on this billboard in Cape Town City Center. I want to thank you guys, each and every one of you that has bought our book and made this possible. Thank you seems like such small words to express my gratitude.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Had to share.

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski had a total meltdown this morning that lasted more than 20 minutes and was hard to watch. They attacked the media for reporting on them flying down to Mar-a-Lago to meet with Donald Trump, and they tried to explain why they apologized for a joke David Frum made.

submitted 80 days ago • 9 comments

The ridiculous AF cabinet picks - it’s all a smoke screen. Orange Ass appointed them all knowing that they’ll never pass the smell test. He was doing all that to appease his base and so that he can say, “See? I tried”. Lying POS.