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The average IQ is 100. Half of people are dumber than that.
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Among things that don't make sense to me - Brass knuckles are illegal, but a roll of nickels isn't.

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Be the kind of person the Doctor would have as a companion.

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I always take one bite of Raising Canes' Texas Toast to remind myself why I don't eat Raising Canes' Texas Toast.

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IYKYK Happy Valentines...

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I found melted chocolate in my office chair. I really hope I found melted chocolate in my office chair.

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Baby elephant asking for treats🐘

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Michelob Ultra has the best commercial so far. Still don't want any. #superbowl

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I have a gap in my teeth and have always felt insecure about it. Yes, it's vain, but here's why it bugs me... Dentists don't get paid to create gaps. They get paid to remove them. Society doesn't pay to look more like me.

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I never thought I'd become a #whovian, so sitting through the Bill episodes for my love of Peter Capaldi is the second most meaningful relationship I have.

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Irish soda bread season has arrived

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If I said this gummy is an existential-high, would you get me?

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Heroes

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Made my boss laugh today.

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Godzilla vs Kong proves that alcohol IS the solution.

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Triathlete? Yeah, I tried to athlete... and, nah.

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The best part of onlyfans is seeing 4's being confident enough to get freaky. Slay, Queen. Slay.

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I'm not talking to myself. It's a team meeting.

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We are sexy together. You bring the sex. I bring the Yyyyyyy

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As a society, we missed out by not calling golden showers a wiz-bang.

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Delivering ugly news from corporate is not in my job description, but here we are.

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Needed this one today

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Inauguration Day/Texas Winter Storm/Swinger Venn A lot to unpack

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Chanting* I will not get political on Blue Sky I will not get political on Blue Sky I will not get political on Blue Sky

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