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xian1889.bsky.social
Aspiring fantasy novelist and nerd of many tastes (mainly anime, DnD, MtG, comics, horror, history, and mythology). He/Him, LGBTQ+ friendly
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All I want for Christmas is to pull a loose book from a bookshelf and finally, at long last, find that it opens a hidden door.

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Me: I have seasoning depression. Her: lol You mean seasonal depression? Me: (shaking thyme out of a bottle) no

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Timeline Of Trendy Christmas Toys theonion.com/timeline-of-...

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I do actually think I should get a free pizza for every 10 books I read

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They have a healthy relationship based on mutual respect and shared values

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Anyway, the new Superman movie has Krypto the Superdog in it, so it is already the best film of 2025.

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This is a test Repost if you’re just a chill guy

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i can't watch sonic 3 till next year 😞I hope no-one spoils the 30 minute scene where sonic and shadow kiss passionately, i want to enjoy it on the big screen

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...Well, crap. I do like 5 of these, lmao.

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Bald Man Presses Face To Window As Thick-Haired Family Sits Down To Dinner theonion.com/bald-man-pre...

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Where do people even meet up these days? Besides bars and churches, I mean. I’m desperate to find the cute nerdy girl of my dreams…

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men will literally kill a healthcare ceo instead of going to therapy that they can't afford because it was out of network wait how does this meme go again?

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ciri from the witcher 4 👁️👄👁️

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Give her what she really wants this holiday season. Death to the patriarchy, bodily autonomy, and real pockets in every dress and pair of pants.

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What To Know About ‘Mufasa: The Lion King’ theonion.com/what-to-know...

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sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

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You walk in and it’s like “that’s right, no more alcohol, this is a 100% Gay Grill”

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If a dog were to see me laying down on my back in bed, would it assume I’m doing the belly-up submissive thing that dogs do? Or do dogs know that humans aren’t dogs, and don’t have the same social cues as them?

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Years Of Inbreeding Causes Dog To Birth British Man

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dont understand why so many people want to explore the super mario galaxy, when we have so many problems here on our super mario world. also pretend i posted this 17 years ago

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My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker

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Chat am i cooked

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honestly pretty funny media organizations reported luigi mangiones manfiesto as “chilling text from a disturbed mind” and then it was leaked and the manifesto essentially said “i think the healthcare industry is parasitic”

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Shower thought of the day: Wouldn’t former presidents technically qualify for veterans’ benefits, since Commander-in-Chief is a military rank?

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NJ passes a law preventing cranky fucknuts from going apeshit on school libraries and librarians. www.nj.com/politics/202...

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Thou shalt not forget that all Americans are united by how much they hate the greed of healthcare insurance companies.

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“It’s disgusting to think the shooter is hot” Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves was my sexual awakening. I was 10. Shut up - justice gets me tingly

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As of this week, the Blue Lantern of Earth is canonically Mrs. Claus

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Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present & Future Debut Radical New Strategy hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...

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