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Born to Puro Pinche Pari, forced to chambear.
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Mark Zuckerberg announces "Your Facebook Top 5" feature

Some good news today

You can’t pose for photos with Trump one day and talk constitutional crisis the next without making people deeply cynical and harming the party brand. thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Off to work I go.

You can do way better. At least have some fun with it

Maybe when I go to my folks' this Saturday, I will try to get my nephew to watch Vanilla Sky and possibly backdoor-in an appreciation for high art cinema and the musical stylings of Sigur Rós and Spiritiualized.

They don’t let JD Vance into any of the tech elite chats, he’s stuck getting groomed by teen nazis on discord.

It's cool how Pete Hegseth thought running the Department of Defense would involve knocking out some push-ups on camera and hitting various Marine Todd notes on cable news and then he has just been living the "Jump Into The Fire" sequence from Goodfellas for every single moment since he got the job.

It is genuinely funny to me that the most unified pivot democrats have made as a response to Trump has been "we curse now"

I find myself in an odd position where I’m totally confident in my reporting/sources, but other news orgs aren’t running with my stories. Can’t say for sure, but it’s hard not to feel like there’s some distrust of me as an independent journalist. My process is as thorough as top corporate reporters.

Borrowed this template from @uwebollocks.bsky.social

How I arrived on Bluesky (fully formed)

I just got kicked out of the honky tonk bar for failing two-step verification. 😔

Over at the other site, a lot of former mutuals with shared interests in boxing have gone full Fash.

A new snag for my Kindle.

Passing on the good work of Heat to my nephew, and he likes it. I did my work here.

I know this is supposed to be racist but it’s actually so funny

Look at my immigration lawyer, dawg, I’m going to get deported.

Gavin Newsom calls Kilmer Abrego Garcia a “distraction” @washingtonpost.com What an absolute disgrace he has become. Beyond repulsive and shameful.

Mr. Abrego Garcia was illegally abducted by the Trump Admin and, by their own admission, wrongly deported to El Salvador. He shouldn’t have to spend another second away from his family. I'm flying to El Salvador tomorrow morning to check on his condition and discuss his return.

Identity of the officer on the left has been found

spice expands consciousness

When management surprises you with more overtime for the foreseeable future

Wait Cuomo literally said it wasn't me, it was the one armed man?

In less than 3 months, the Trump regime: - Centralized all the government’s information on you - Claims the right to deport legal residents—including citizens—without due process - Has kidnapped and jailed people for their expressed beliefs - Forced opposition lawyers to “bend the knee”

Like I said, I was, for a time, this guys staff who oversaw housing. He doesn’t care and he isn’t smart.

#hourly #wah https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/wahs/photo_1009@01-03-2019_04-22-32.jpg

Guy whose small mutilated penis doesn't work and whose father publicly called him fat and a disappointment: 🤣🤣🤣

A rare, pre-Queeber photo of young Lego Enthusiast @murderxbryan.bsky.social

JD Vance is getting re-masculined with the power of manual labor!

For tycoons, their losses are worth it so they can regain power over people with pronouns in their bio. For them this is spending trillions to never hear a land acknowledgment again. It's worth it to them. They're burning it down so they can be kings of the ashes.