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OOOOOOOOOO CANADAAAAA

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MARIANNE WILLIAMSON REPLIED TO ME THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

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Watching the new Love is Blind does Minnesota really suck this bad? Can Tim Walz fix these straight people?

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CANADA 🇨🇦 CANADA 🇨🇦 CANADA 🇨🇦

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one like and i wont kms

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How bad do things have to get before secession is on the table?

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The only thing that scares me about death is the prospect of reincarnation I don’t want to do this shit again

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Fuck the United States

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The only thing keeping me from becoming the next Luigi is I worry about what would happen to my dog

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Does my life even matter?

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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure

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The fact that goon and gooner mean different things proves we have failed as a society

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George W Bush orchestrated 9/11 and still has a better track record of airline safety than Trump

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The fact that Lyndon B Johnson was the past president to whip his dick out in a cabinet meeting proves that every president since had a tiny tiny wiener.

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Dreams are wild like I’ll be driving and halfway through my car will turn into a motorcycle and I’ll just be like okay

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The Target float at pride this Summer

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is glizzy still a thing?

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A Buttigieg/AOC ticket would go hard

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Boycott American goods. I’m only drinking Tim Hortons until this ordeal is over

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Does Elon Musk know what porn I drill myself to?

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Billy Sherman Ohio Best Boy

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Pacifism is not passive

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Jar Jar Binks was Woke

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Shoot Nazis

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*to the tune of John Brown’s body* Luigi Mangione saw unregulated greed The bastard CEO was denying peoples’ needs Luigi found the monster, and decided to make him bleed And his fans are marching on Glory glory Mangione Glory glory Mangione Glory glory Mangione May your truth go marching on

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Stalin was a jackass but purging the Christians was pretty based

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John Brown did nothing wrong

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If Hamilton took place today they’d all be dead because it’s 2025

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Should I move to Brazil? I know three words in Portuguese but I love to party

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Las Malvinas son Brasileras

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Bro did Kennedy really say he’s gonna put the Black kids on a farm somewhere? Fucking Hell you can’t make this shit up

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I hope Canada absolutely destroys the US in the 4 Nations rematch. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

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Eric Adams is a bitch how is every NYC mayor since Dinkens worst than the last?

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One like and ill become a vegan powerlifting TikTok influencer who eats cheeseburgers when nobody’s watching

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Free Luigi

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Straight men who look like twinks are cultural appropriation

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If the French start picking up for America’s slack in defending Europe I’m gonna have to stop calling them cheese eating surrender monkeys

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The plane crash was orchestrated by Trump to distract us from the 50501 Protests

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