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You know? I’m finally getting into BNL in my late 30s. Breaking n larceny

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“True unconditional love is like, do you love someone so much that you would even love them if they didn’t love you anymore?” It’s been over a year and my heart still hurts.

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My favorite part of the day is when we release the snakes.

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CUCK

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Why the FUCK can’t people follow directions?!?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

The thing that sucks about a con is that they take out the much needed vention.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

All I got to say is, if they want to take away libraries, let them. Let them take away my job. Let them give me way too much free time and a lot of desperation. Hehe :) Let them and let’s see what happens. :) :) ;)

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

If I had to sum up this period of my life, I think I would have to say “Fuck my fucking balls… OFF.”

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

🤦🏽‍♂️ I thought this was a little pimp walking all around.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

You go in, yes you do, you go in!

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Literally me yesterday, parking in a tiny Chipotle lot surrounded by enormous SUVs and trucks, not a single one of which was parked straight.

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Instead of being stressed out at work…. What if I just killed myself?

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submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

My wife just said I’m fun to hang out with. 🥹💕💕

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

1960s Producer: “All right, John. Let’s take that one again.” John Lennon recording the opening vocals to “Helter Skelter”:

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

EPUBS not Repubs

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Nothing like two raccoons fighting on the roof outside your window at 2:30 in the morning. 😌

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

My TikTok account got hacked. 😭

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

ALL RIGHT BOYS! LET’S FUCKING GO! LETS GET BRED!

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

In an attempt to capitalize on the success of “Banana Boat (Day-O)”, Harry Belafonte and his record label, RCA, released the 1957 follow-up single “Night-O,” which both recontextualized and expanded upon the lore of the original song, giving the narrator a complex personal vendetta against Tallyman.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Bruv, I’m pretty sure this is a slur.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Last week was great! This week? Ass.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Big Clit (feat. Lil Penis)

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Me logging onto the internet:

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Interesting, at least.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I have no idea what’s going on in the world and it’s both kinda nice and also dizzying to think about. Like if I had to catch up on current events, it would be so fucking difficult. But also it’s only been like 6 months.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

@markhoppus.bsky.social Mark, why aren’t the TOYPAJ bonus tracks available anywhere? 😭 It’s been 24 years…

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