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Had to try Zoot Suit Samus

submitted 11 hours ago • 52 comments

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

submitted 22 hours ago • 52 comments

for the potato fears not death

submitted 54 days ago • 585 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Pleased to make your acquaintance, sirs

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Whoever did the mix on that halftime show... are you allergic to Kendrick's voice????

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submitted 14 days ago • 113 comments

for this year, they’re gonna let tucker carlson fuck the green m&m on camera, raw. no blurring

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Super Bow Ad Kramer from Seinfeld: ahh! Jerry, this football game, it’s OUT OF CONTROL Bart Simpson: don’t have a cow man Kate Upton: I’ll have a cow John Cena dressed like a genie: you said it Voiceover: Raytheon defense systems, defending our shores now more than ever

submitted 378 days ago • 23 comments

Maybe 17 beers and 13,000 calories worth of spinach and artichoke dip will help me feel better about the world

submitted 14 days ago • 233 comments

(tired daniel craig voice)

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

Close your eyes and envision world peace. Now keep them closed and envision me doing the dick helicopter. Now open your eyes and TA DAAA ONE OF THOSE CAME TRUE

submitted 18 days ago • 12 comments

Some say a cat is best for us But they seem to find us preposterous Felines are fine But I've got spite on my mind My familiar is now an octopus

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

[kidnapper pulls my hood off] Me: [sobbing] where have you taken me and what are your intentions? Johnny Cash: Reno and… cocks pistol I won a Grammy for this next part

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos

submitted 17 days ago • 491 comments

millions of people are forced into a line and being actively fed into a woodchipper People: PLEASE HELP US! WARN PEOPLE! Media: oh ho ho absolutey can do! "The Moral Case For Woodchipping, by Woodchip Investor Genocide-Fan"

submitted 17 days ago • 9 comments

I'M SO GODDAMNED CHECKED OUT I'M A GODDAMNED LIBRARY BOOK (sorry for yelling)

submitted 18 days ago • 7 comments

donald trump signing the trans sports ban surrounded by children who are being forced hateful propaganda disgusts me. we have so much work to do, we need to ensure the right never gains any power ever again

submitted 18 days ago • 132 comments

I hope my wife doesn't find out that I've been sexting with our smart fridge.

submitted 20 days ago • 26 comments

Rhythm games are cool. Gothic Horror music in games is dope. Electronic music in games is awesome. If you're looking for a blend of those three things, you'll probably dig the songs I wrote for Rift of the Necrodancer's Soundtrack. The game's finally out! -> store.steampowered.com/app/2073250/...

submitted 18 days ago • 9 comments

Just realised that "Gene Hackman" is the exact name that Hideo Kojima would give a biochemist

submitted 20 days ago • 63 comments

digging a big hole in the sand if anyone wants to join

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

“Six more weeks.” Punxsutawney Phil looks directly into the camera. “And then another six. And then winter unending until your works crumble into dust and no wind carries an echo of your final cry. Your empire will fall and the earth shall be scraped clean upon your passage”

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

[getting lost on my first day as a pizza delivery guy] me: reassuring myself that’s OK, I have all these pizzas to sustain me also me: on discovering they’ve all got pineapple on them NOOOOOOOOOO, I’M GOING TO DIE!!

submitted 82 days ago • 9 comments

Morning pardners

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Fuck yeah look at this thing

submitted 22 days ago • 51 comments

This kid at the quick lube is trying to sell me a tire rotation. Son, the tires on my car have been rotating longer than you've been alive.

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the year is 2026. 1 egg costs $500. it’s illegal to say the word gender. social security checks are denied to anyone found with a library card

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

Me: Oh don't suck / My peenis / My tiny fuckin' peeeniss Guy: [Turns around] Hey wait, those aren't the lyrics! This guy's fucking up the song! The band stops playing and a spotlight turns on above me. Four burly security guards collide with me simultaneously. The crowd erupts

submitted 21 days ago • 7 comments

imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better

submitted 23 days ago • 97 comments

If I am, in fact, again snubbed by the Grammys, it is only further evidence that the system is rigged against very handsome men.

submitted 21 days ago • 6 comments

I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.

submitted 21 days ago • 78 comments

My neighbor Randy saw his shadow today so it looks like we’ll be experiencing six more weeks of drunken front yard kung fu