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A sense of humor dry enough to chap your lips. Not sure why someone would rub my humor on their lips, but I've had worse offers. Psychotherapist and wanderer. Not at the same time though. 🌲🌊🏜️
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Sneezing my face off in my car, and a pedestrian walked by and said "bless you". 🤩🤩🤩 Is that flirting? Can I ask for her number now?? 🤭

submitted 59 minutes ago • 1 comment

How I arrived on Bluesky

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Even though everything is a dumpster fire and our country is burning itself to the ground, don't forget to be a little bit sad about things like; Why haven't we evolved to do photosynthesis? 😞

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Dad humor, worth a follow..🤘🏼😁

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Today. I whole ass removed an armful of clean laundry from the dryer. About 2 minutes later, distracted, I had no idea what I did with it. A whole arm full of laundry evaporated. It took me another several perplexing minutes to realize... ...I had placed it in the dirty laundry hamper. 😶

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

RFK and all his nonsense and bullshit about autism. Elon claims he has autism. Do we get a cage match or what??

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I absolutely love that my 81 year old father communicates over text and uses emojis. It is damn precious.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Can we go back to chit-chatting about how blue states can secede from the Union? That felt nice.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

There has to be some algorithm on the Discover feed. Not saying it's a good one; I have seen more Doctor Who and X-Files posts than seem proportionally necessary. #algorithm #bluesky #discover P.s. my posts seem to go into thin air; I get all weird and delete the ones that have zero interaction.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments