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A sense of humor dry enough to chap your lips. Not sure why someone would rub my humor on their lips, but I've had worse offers. Psychotherapist and wanderer. Not at the same time though. 🌲🌊🏜️
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He is the kid who never got enough attention based on his own attributes. He could only get women who needed him for something, or assault them. He is still a petulant child, hell bent on repaying everyone for him not getting the immeasurable adoration he craves. Fucking flaccid bully. #resist

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This would be a good time for pre-menty-b Khaleesi to show up with some dragons. #resist

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Remember on Deadpool 3 where the mean bald lady stabs her hands into people's brains and it looks quite uncomfortable? That's the feeling right now. #resist

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

As we ask ourselves "why" and "how do they still not see", remember 900 people drank fruit flavored cyanide.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

You know the scene in The Fellowship of the Ring where Frodo steps forward and offers to carry the Ring to Mordor, yet he doesn't know the way? That's my mood right now. #iykyk

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

What exactly are we paying federal taxes for now? 😡 #grumpymuffin

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

The look on the outdoor sports store dude's face when I told him I was looking for a caliber that was more for kneecaps than whole chest cavities. If he's going to mansplain shotguns to me then I'll give him something to work with. 🤣

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Getting ready to see clients all day on Valentine's Day, while contemplating the fall of our nation and waiting for my sneeze pill to kick in. Happy Friday cuties. 💞

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

We are on our way to being American flag profile pics for other countries that feel bad for us. And now none of our "first world problem" jokes are even funny anymore. I'm going to bed early.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

We had so much potential. #grief #fascism #usaforsale

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

At least Covid sounded like a real disease, do we really have to have a new plague called Bird Flu?

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Soooooo, is anyone waiting till the last minute to pay taxes this year, because......stuff? 😬

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

PopCorners and grapes for dinner: reason #567 why I am unworthy of love.

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments