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xmerc.bsky.social
A robotic lizard who likes football, coffee, and (to attempt) drawing
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said the Nord and their totally 100% Nordic wife

submitted 9 days ago • 45 comments

The process of fixing a sleep schedule: Wow, I went to bed early and feel great this morning! I need to do this more often! *Goes to bed at 2am and wakes up with shopping bags under eyes*

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Knock2 is so cool I can’t wait for Knock3

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Was having trouble getting out of bed until I placed an energy drink next to my bed and chugged it when my alarm went off. Look, I know it’s batshit insane behavior but fellas it works

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

*flight in a few days* My body: Ok, time for sick

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Scotty: I'm happy to be in Bernal in this time of year. Sunshine, cobbled streets, some cold OPSUZE and all out destruction awaits! June: It's sounding like you're ready to jump into the next match, Scotty!

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

If you get soda alongside a salad you’re still eating healthy, right? You’re just not drinking healthy. They’re CLEARLY two different things

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Might’ve been a good idea to look for used snowboard boots like four months ago??? Just a thought I’m having rn

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t wait to start off the new year with a fine glass of champagne! (grain alcohol)

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Brainrot comes in many forms Such as the nonsensical texts I send people out of the blue

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

My office always has Friends on the TVs in the cafeteria and I just get sad every time I see Matthew Perry on screen

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Coffee

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

I fully believe that egg nog has healing properties when drank in moderation

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

The Finals music team had NO BUSINESS cooking up lobby music that goes this hard

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Only the #WorldBollardAssociation could produce a Christmas miracle like this.

submitted 108 days ago • 23 comments

Trying to decide on if I want to delete Instagram or not. I imagine it would feel like a huge weight lifted off of my shoulders, but at the same time there’s something about it that I just can’t let go of. Idk, social media moment

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Cold rain sucks, at this point I’d rather deal with snow because at least snow looks cool

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t forget to wash your hands and cover your mouth this time of year because I swear there’s a new bubonic plague going around every week rn

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

New York’s finest! #WorldBollardAssociation

submitted 114 days ago • 14 comments

The hardest part about getting back in-shape is the random virus that shows up and beats your ass for a week

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Patience is a virtue. #WorldBollardAssociation

submitted 122 days ago • 61 comments

Since my Surfacebook literally cannot detach anymore here’s an unfinished drawing of X with absolutely zero context. In the meantime this makes for a great pfp when I crop his face lmao #synthart

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Giants vs Cowboys is peak football

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments