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xnowflake.bsky.social
Perpetually unserious anarchist gaymer
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new goal set

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Too many kids at the park? Break out your falconry glove and start frantically looking up at the sky

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

much to consider

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reach out and have taste

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

fantastic news for the gaming community

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finally a common sense solution

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the one that got away 🥺🥪

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deus ex macarena

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

while getting my morning coffee, a gentleman walked in, slammed 5 euros down on the bar asking for a prosecco, downed it all in one go and left without a word - I think I just met the main character

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

getting fired from bath and body works for telling every customer they couldn't handle my strongest lotions

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest

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breaking news ‼️

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AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, WE'VE FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT WAS IN THE TROJAN HORSE. LOTS AND LOTS OF ESTROGEN.

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

Disappointed to report that "Cake Street" did not in fact feature any cakes

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

no shit sherlock

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wheres the fun in that :(

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Crypto guy in 2014: Crypto will revolutionize finance and change how we interact with money Crypto in 2025:

submitted 12 days ago • 149 comments

if he'd stolen his vest he'd be an investigator

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This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

submitted 15 days ago • 256 comments

Business Insider implies some business outside her as well.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

happy FOF to those whom celebrate

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos

submitted 17 days ago • 492 comments

Those poors and their silver spoons smh

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Remember to change your gender fluid every 6 months or 7500km

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

“That bit in the second paragraph is total bullshit.”

submitted 20 days ago • 6 comments

Heinz To Release New Mustard with DJ Mustard

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Every morning I tell myself I wont need gloves, only to regret my choice minutes later. I wish there was some kind of solution to this neverending problem.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Pasta is good but ordering it heralds the birth of the antipasti

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

im so resistant to change, you could probably bounce a quarter off my ass . folks,,

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

i love himb

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t make me mad. You wouldn’t like me when I’m mad. Or happy. Or indifferent. The point is I’m extremely unlikable.

submitted 23 days ago • 16 comments

Its a great way to meet new people 🙂

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

i need someone to feed me with the Cat Pill Shooter Pet Piller Gun Dog Pill Shooter

submitted 23 days ago • 17 comments

i wasn't in a sorority but if i were it would be Sigma Cum Inme lol

submitted 26 days ago • 6 comments