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why do the fucking weird ones follow me

submitted 37 minutes ago • 0 comments

Last night I had the nerdiest dream of my life. I was assisting the 10th Doctor in fighting Ugin to prevent him from kidnapping all of the Planeswalkers.

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Ban Breeching Dragonstorm in Standard.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

This kind of shit should be illegal. It's designed to look like a check. It even says "To the order of" but not "pay to the order of". It's a mortgage insurance advertisement.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Squad

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Omniscience should be banned in Standard.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Pulled six Mox Jasper so far. Traded one for an Ugin.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

My entire MTG collection barely fits in my trunk.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Autistic homeownership

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Oh no you were playing classic mono black control and got beaten by mono black Monument control? How SAD. #MTGArena

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

You can't win at Magic: The Gathering anymore in Standard unless you're playing some super cheaty turn 4 recursion deck, mono black control, or mono red anymore. There's no breaking those metas.

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

I wonder what it was that made 90% of the people who I talked to regularly stop talking to me.

submitted 47 days ago • 4 comments

I wish there was a social media where people didn't talk about politics. I need to get away from this shit and might just deactivate everything.

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

I still play this game I guess

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/EWU-yQUAf94?...

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

Christmas is the most gruuling holiday.

submitted 150 days ago • 1 comment

Arabella or Baylen for a Hare Apparent deck? Hmmm.

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly.

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

I went 3-0 in a magic tournament tonight. Only took two points of damage(Scrawling Crawler draw triggers) across all six games.

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

Mothman cute

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

Finally have the entirety of my Magic The Gathering hobby isolated to one room.

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

Cat

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

At the urinal at the airport and realized MTGGoldfish was next to me. How awkward would it have been to ask for a selfie?

submitted 179 days ago • 1 comment

Las Vegas/Magic Con trip going well so far

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

Flight fit. Gotta be comfy and cool for Las Vegas.

submitted 183 days ago • 2 comments

A story in four parts. A story of surgery and cannibalism.

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments

update: half a million new people in the last day 🤯 welcome, いらっしゃいませ, 환영, bem-vindo! 🦋🎉

submitted 190 days ago • 1756 comments

I guess I'll start using this app now - I don't want to have to view the posts of harassers or ads/spam/crypto bullshit if I don't want to.

submitted 191 days ago • 1 comment

I accidentally DIO’d

submitted 589 days ago • 0 comments