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Runs a company. Types stuff. Lives in Longmont, CO. Feeds 2 black cats. Raises 2 kids.
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Why is all my audio out of sync? I have no idea. Hard power off the TV, sound bar, and Apple TV and turn them back on. Problem solved. Shit turned off the clock too.

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Should the non-existent Tesla Roadster be given a roof and be renamed to a Tesla Coup?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Thought I was moving slow in Cyberpunk 2077 because of a scripted emotional moment, no I just looted too many guns.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

submitted 22 days ago • 7 comments

The new agent-based economy at work

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I used to work for an elected official as the person who answered their emails. I can tell you from personal experience, if even twenty or thirty people all call an official in a day, they start panicking. This stuff does help.

submitted 26 days ago • 84 comments

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When the rail cars bearing the entire Bellevue Nikkei farming community pulled out of Kirkland on May 20, 1942, their early crops were nearing harvest and the midsummer crops were in the ground. Almost none of them ever fed anyone. 1/34

submitted 26 days ago • 24 comments

Use a #StarTrek meme to describe how you feel.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

New Nvidia graphics cards are being released on Thursday morning. Apparently the local Microcenter will not allow anyone to line up, so the unofficial MC Discord is wondering if they can just do a 50-yard dash trial in the snowy parking lot in lieu of doing it for real.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve made the big time

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Why yes, I’m ready for the fall of civilization.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I for one am waiting for Copilot.NET Live.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I apologize for being a "MAGA Porn Bot"

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Why yes the best place to sit is right on top of my sister.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

My dearest Eliza, It has been 2 hours since TikTok was banned. Spirits remain high, we keep entertained by retelling the cat videos we remember while imitating the weird girl voice narration. We pray for the return of Vines. Always yours, Elijah 1st Influencer Company

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Huh. Ok anyway, moving on.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

When you come back to a game after a brief break

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Does this describe AI? Nope it describes COBOL.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I am just like Terry Benedict in Oceans 11 except I rule my empire from the 4th floor of the M&Ms store on the strip

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Can YOU say you’ve saved Discovery from a Quantum Filament?

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