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xrae.bsky.social
🏳️‍⚧️ metal dude | l e f t | slime creature | nb asexual | they/he. drawings: https://www.instagram.com/wrong.worm/
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gregg turkington is lowkey a hot guy

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due to egg shortages there is now only one moon over my hammy

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

i think i’m building a tolerance to my mood stabilizers

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

i have never hated a guy at this level before, i’m actually surprised at my capacity to hate a guy

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

He could fit four JNCOs in a JNCO.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

somebody got stuck in a drawer and we had to play marco polo until i figured out where she was

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

the stupidest writers’ room in all of existence couldn’t come up with an end to the country that is stupider than this reality

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

every chiropractor video thumbnail is this with the title “30 Years of Back Pain, GONE!!”

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

not exactly embarrassed but not proud either that this was a formative movie in my childhood

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

anybody else get recurring stress dreams about endless laundry that must be washed by a deadline or just me

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

one day an ugly guy will shoot a health insurance CEO and I'll finally feel represented

submitted 7 days ago • 29 comments

why did they teach me all the presidents but no one taught me how to breathe correctly there's like 50 classes on youtube what are we doing

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

squid accepts her role as pillow

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

not to be dramatic but i would die if this dies

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submitted 9 days ago • 29 comments

could somebody shop his face and hair onto his thumb

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

We’re offering a free night’s stay to the first guest who can figure out where the endless shrimp keep coming from. Please make it stop.

submitted 12 days ago • 32 comments

*puts u in the quaternary structure*

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

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i am dog now

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

it’s chat pile night

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

i just think it’s neat

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

this is correct if you reverse who is flooding who and take out the russia part and undent your brain

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Gwendolyn needs a hat

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

man i gotta say, Woke 2 had better go hard as fuck

submitted 15 days ago • 12 comments

i’m letting them cook

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

it would help a little if these guys were at least hot and didn’t have stupid names if i’m going to have to see and hear them for the rest of my life.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

tfw youre normal and acting casual

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

if you’re ever getting fed up waiting for someone who is late, just fart. they will appear fast enough to know it was you.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

if we could just pick up the hardcore kids punching people in the head at this show and drop them in strategic places we could probably overthrow the govt

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes it's like that

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In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

submitted 21 days ago • 354 comments

The doomsday clock scientists have killed themselves

submitted 23 days ago • 28 comments

timeline cleanse

submitted 23 days ago • 5 comments

it’s not fair that the real housewives season is over right when i need them to dissociate

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Logging on

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

ahah slappibg the roof of the cats again

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

lmao the pic they chose to put right below this first paragraph

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

this is so embarrassing in front of the other parallel universes

submitted 37 days ago • 6 comments

hey kids it’s @comraderobot.bsky.social’s Disinfo Golden Rules for Turbulent Times 1.) don’t believe anything you read in a jpeg 2.) don’t believe anything that makes you say “I told you so” 3.) all good info has a link, but some bad info also has a link

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments