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4x Eisner-losing writer of comics like GODFELL, BLINK, CROWDED, DIRTBAG RAPTURE, SHANGHAI RED, HEARTTHROB, WE(L)COME BACK, TEST, DEAD LETTERS, HIGH CRIMES, etc. // Queer. they/them // christophersebela.com
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spring is near

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

Every social media site should tailor your experience properly by offering a button in the settings that you can toggle between I CARE ABOUT SPORTS and NO THANKS I'M GOOD

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

iconic forest queen

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

month 6 of harassment by nature conservancy goons loitering in front of businesses i patronize. i tried giving them money the first time, but they declined, saying they only accept $25 a month donations and my rule of thumb is i don't give credit card numbers to people i just met outside of a bakery

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

fun fact: most "fun facts" aren't very fun at all

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

this Tesla parked out front of the coffeeshop has 4 bumper stickers that, combined, translate to "i'm not a huge flaming asshole, i just liked this car"

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

this dog loves the sun as much as i dislike it but it’s good for your kids to have different interests from yours.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

nothing better than a tranquil walk deep in the woods interrupted by a dude bicycling past as he loudly shouts to his friend “yknow what this reminds me of? where luke trained with yoda!”

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

regular words i use to motivate my dog on a walk - kitty - squirrel - chicken - dog - treats - dinner irregular words i use to motivate my dog on a walk - enemies - forest

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Sean Baker, John Carpenter, Wes Anderson — what other directors have consistent fonts across their films?

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

last night i was peeing in my bathroom (not bragging btw) and i see a tiny mouse running across the floor. i make a weird/loud sound as the mouse ducks beneath the counter cabinets. i quickly leave, close the door and am like "deal with this LATER" so when i went back in before bed? NO MOUSE AT ALL

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

the weirdest thing i’ve found in a little free library maybe ever

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

finished watching ANORA in time to see it has won all the oscars. now this is the kind of instant gratification i like.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

since it's oscar day, i'm remembering that the biggest groan i've ever let loose during a movie is the revelation in ANGEL HEART that DeNiro's full name is 'Louis Cyphre' -- even 'Dr. Acula' was more acceptable than that

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

same dog who struggles mightily to climb into bed every night leaps right up onto a 3 foot tree stump when treats are in play

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

i've spent a lot of this week walking lots and listening to all 31 episodes of DEAD EYES. even though i knew how it ended going in, i don't think i've ever been so emotionally invested in a podcast and been so greatly rewarded for it by that finale.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

nice weather means my least favorite portland game — Guess Which Person You Just Walked Past Is Wearing All That Patchouli — is back in session

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

i’ve had this outside chair for like 3 years and, in typical Zola fashion, she only just today realized she can lay down in it

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

putting it in my will that if i ever die or disappear under mysterious circumstances, my friends and family should do everything they can to keep me from being fodder for every spooky youtube channel

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

i have plenty of fucks to give

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

good energy, poor word choice

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

help this cat is following me

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

noticed a local art supply store using AI art on their website banner and the self-destructiveness is wild to me. like a small business handing you a 50% off coupon to walmart before you walk thru the door.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The Los Angeles County Museum of Art posted this today and it’s still cracking me up

submitted 13 days ago • 40 comments

"what if we made wikifeet, except it was about EVERYTHING?" -- the inventors of wikipedia

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

heard a car commercial where the announcer said "we understand the countless challenges drivers face on today's roads" and the first one was DISTRACTED PEDESTRIANS. like, even if a pedestrian *is* distracted? you're the one pushing a 2-ton battering ram down the street, let's not shift blame here.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

i would have liked THE GORGE more if they'd swapped the percentage of monsters and shooting (high) with the percentage of two murderers hornyposting at each other (not high enough)

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Anya Taylor Joy and her husband on the road to making a baby that is 90% cheekbones

submitted 14 days ago • 11 comments