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Just another ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ› owning, ๐Ÿ“– reading, ๐ŸŽฎ playing ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿป who loves Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Pokemon, and Korra ๐Ÿ“Chicago Instagram.com/chad8513
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One of the worst parts about being a bigger guy is the chasers who want to fuck you to appease a kink, but that's where your worth to them and their interest in you end.

The struggle I'm having because this is TOO high for my TV, but I'm also not allowed to mount it on the wall and tilt it down. And the only other two places would either have my TV blocking windows or with the fireplace to my back.

Taking a break from unpacking because I'm sore and exhausted ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

I think that people in Illinois must not realize that Ohio is also part of the Midwest. I have had at least five people say something like..."welcome to the Midwest!"

I haven't even been able to leave Toledo and my cat has shit all over her carrier twice in anxiety ๐Ÿ˜ญ. I feel so bad for her. This is going to be a loooong 4.5 hour drive.

Now why would my building have the heat blazing as I'm moving out ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

It's moving day AND #FCF? Bring on the fat cocks! ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‰

One more day of work and then off to Chicago! ๐Ÿš—

Aww I've been getting some sweet messages from employees about me leaving ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

The way I need my upper back SNAPPED like a glow stick! Someone walk on it! ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

Gotta get my descovy and doxypep before I leave. Get tested, y'all!

with gay guys this is double weird because the overwhelming majority of gay guys would prefer left picture but still think other gay guys want THEM to look like right picture also both of these are pictures of extremely fit and muscular people, let's not start calling thin, muscular bodies fat pls

Had to say goodbye to my two best friends last night and my doctor and therapist today ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ 4 more days until Chicago

Facebook Marketplace is my personal hell. Even giving something away for free is a hassle.

Always wondered what would happen if I let you lose me. Always wondered what would happen if I let myself need more. Might fuck around and elevate my expectations.

Oh this news had me a fucking mess this morning ๐Ÿ˜ข

Cats and gay sex need to be on the table as a cure for the male loneliness epidemic or weโ€™re not taking the issue seriously.

Jiggly Caliente ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ

I fantasize about it all the time. If you were mine, I'd give this pussy to you nine-to-five, five-to-nine. ๐ŸŽต

Saying goodbye to some friends at a dive bar where folks are singing some country ass karaoke

These pretzels are so fucking good ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

The beginning Katy Perry's career downfall can be traced back to and partially blamed on those fans who voted for "Dark Horse" over "Walking on Air" as her promo single ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

My god, at this rate what ISN'T toxic to cats? First, no minoxidil for my old, balding ass. Now no oil diffusers? She's lucky she's cute...