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white smoke pouring from my chimney indicating i have chosen Lunch

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i need a fifth coping mechanism

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If it's called a sleeve of crackers, I just ate a sweater.

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Seduce reuse recycle

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Shutting down Tumblr porn made every other website demonstrably worse

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It’s considered gauche to talk about what spells you know

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My main goal is to get hot enough to justify how annoying I am

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I wish giant evil octopuses were real

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Just invented a new thing to say

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this horse looks better than us

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Buffalo Wild Wings has a new sauce that only paypigs are allowed to try. They make you show them your bank statement on your phone

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having the worst week of my life and its taking everything in me not to jump in front of the next bus that goes past me but this lady’s phone just went “STARTING ROUTE TO IHOP” so loud and i cant stop laughing

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Happy Expired Ham Day to those who celebrate

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exquisite

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Which do you guys like more; my callousness or my capacity for cruelty? Don’t answer that im only pretending i care

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Don't let them take this from you

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i fuck heavily with suicide terrorism

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I’m a minority in my own country (a non-paedophile).

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I am planning to become very powerful over the next few years

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when I die I want to be burned on a pyre in the middle of the graveyard in front of my guests

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they shoukd execute people by pumping them full of water until they explode

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after i gave birth to the messenger of satan i realized that it was time for me to get my act together and lick clean the surface of the earth like a serpents tongue

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More like Neon Gendersis EvanGendercon

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Read this now cuz you'll need it for the future (free PDF below).

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Donald trump just disabled all the self checkout kiosks at mcdonalds

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they should execute people by shooting them out into space

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Hey siri do I have to wash my hands after I play with spiders

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I dont get the story of sisyphus i would just kill myself if I was in that situation

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