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Back then we called it “Nightblogging” 🍵Certified tea girl🍵 ABG school dropout🌊 31/F/your mom’s (she saysy hi)
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the mysterious forces at play are only mysterious to you. i can understand them just fine

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

yeah

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

being seeded probably feels good asf if ur a torrent

submitted 5 days ago • 29 comments

if you’re having girl problems i feel bad for you sis, i got 99 problems and a box of swiss miss [gestures threateningly at the camera with a warm mug of hot chocolate]

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

submitted 10 days ago • 20 comments

I love microblogging cause it’s like here’s my little thought

submitted 13 days ago • 17 comments

People on this website will say anything. “Ronald McDonald’s fit is cunty.” No it isn’t. That’s not true.

submitted 393 days ago • 7 comments

having expensive thoughts

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

I showed you tea pls respond

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

White peoples please stop saying umami bomb. why are you saying that. who is that for.

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

“ad hominem”, back in my day we called it 「直接打本人」and we used our fists because we weren’t cowards

submitted 549 days ago • 0 comments

(pointing at the mirror) I could fix her.

submitted 550 days ago • 0 comments

someone please tell the trans girls online that this exists at aldi ik they’d go nuts

submitted 540 days ago • 0 comments

The taylor swift fandom is dying, reskeet if ur a real TS lover!!

submitted 543 days ago • 0 comments

in the fog you took the shape of a happier woman’s lover

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

there is a square-shaped hole in your heart and you are trying to fill it with piss: a thread🧵

submitted 78 days ago • 15 comments

truly a democratizing effect of foreign social media, these profound insights used to be the rarefied province of white dudes with asian wives

submitted 39 days ago • 4 comments

John F Kennedy [about to rail you]: "I do you not because you are easy but because I am hard"

submitted 39 days ago • 4 comments

a day in the wife

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

every single couple, gay straight married unmarried whatever has one partner who loads the dishwasher like theyre michelangelo finishing up the Sistine Chapel & another who chucks everything angrily and have a personal vendetta against plates, a dishwasher that takes sides is gonna end relationships

submitted 51 days ago • 106 comments

the more I look at it, the more I'm just like "yeah"

submitted 468 days ago • 7 comments

I just perfectly peeled my soft boiled egg. having a great night

submitted 72 days ago • 2 comments

unspeakably funny to catch my wife singing “ching chong ching chong” over the melody of some random chinese music i had on because she liked the song and didn’t know the words.

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment