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Your local crazy hobo. 29 year old queer that makes webnovels and shitty manga. sometimes posts nsfw stuff.
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It's Over - Gator Days

Malicious compliance has never been so smoothly executed.

I finished another New Year resolution! I found a place to live! In a few days I will no longer be homeless! Hooray!!! :) I think thr next resolution will be to buy my friends gifts as thanks for supporting me ❤️

Someone came out as trans today at the homeless shelter. The most supportive person is the religious old lady ❤️ she giving her hair tips and telling her "men ain't shit" lol

This #ValentinesDay a customer at work gave me some candy and a bear. He said it was "cute that I give myself star stickers at the end of my shift". Star stickers are under rated encouragement boosters.

One of my favorite things to be accused of is doing stuff “for attention” Bro, I’ve got a naturally 85 decibel speaking voice, and huge naturals. I’ve never had to beg for attention.

The only good thing to come from the French language

When I said I liked it rough I didn't mean my entire life.

America:

Idk how to tell you this fam, but it wasn't about the eggs.

New civ 7 character: Zombie FDR shooting nazis with a gun

the tariff trade war stuff is pretty complicated but one way you can think about it is that in this scenario the United States is basically Drake and Canada is Kendrick Lamar

Not now bitch, I'm coloring.

Just jaywalked in front of a cop, I'll never be that powerful ever again

This is gonna keep me up tonight, FUCK

you aren’t hearing from the dems because they’re hard at work down in the crispr lab growing vats of 2028 candidates twice as racist and 3x as old as biden

Me before my shift at work:

He already has the serial killer initials name.

In a parallel universe, there's a band called I Can't Believe They're Not Giants, and a spread called It Might Be Butter.

Got my first paycheck for the first time in a year, went to Denny's to treat myself. They have ROBOTS!!

@ennuidoofen.bsky.social @wildeny.bsky.social yes

"I love America. You love it too" really hit me.

Today I jokingly asked myself, WWND, What Would #Naruto Do? 😭 before I thought about doing something drupid lmfao

That makes sense.

I've never used TikTok but I tried #RedNote today, I'm in love. It's like everyone from the USA and China had a cute foreign exchange student convention lol

No one ever tells you how nice a job outside of min wage really is. HOUR LONG BREAKS!!! I will never go back to food service lol

Lol you think those people that wanna ban books can read something other than their social media timelines??

applying for jobs, here's my new cover letter: money 👇 🫴

BEING INVITED TO NOTHING: I’m ever so lonely and nobody cares about me at all BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people

(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer

What if Alfred killed Bruce Wayne's parents? #showerthoughts