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What's YOUR intended purpose, you coward? Can you not recognize a friend when you see him?!

i found this on my uncle’s computer

the rest of the country will never understand the enduring spirit of philadelphia

I love how this meme by @haykebyr.bsky.social is relevant to pretty much every season or expansion that involves Eris Morn.

ELON MUSK: I'm fiscally conservative but uh socially, ha ha. Socially uh Al Bhed. I taught myself their whole language. "E muja sasac". Lol. MAESTER SEYMOUR GUADO: For the heresy of using "machina" forbidden by the teachings of Yevon, and moreover for your general demeanor, I sentence you... to die.

this might be my favorite post ever. i think about it all the time

RACCOON DOG INNOCENT!!!! THEY WOULD NEVER!!!!

It's fascinating watching some liberals getting so incandescently angry about what's happening (as they should!) that they start reinventing significant portions of Maoist theory lol

This was a day! Shiny bullfrog reflecting perfectly in water glowing from Autumn light and turning cypress leaflets ...

The general awfulness and poor prediction abilities of February 1993 Maclean's columnists. I began this side project to collect future research material for my files in case the various Maclean's archives vanish from the interwebs someday. I think I need to take a break or jump forward in time.

The Zouave by Vincent van Gogh, 1888 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137680

[leaning over to my seatmate in a nosediving passenger jet] you like string beans? guess what! thanks to donald trump's policies, they're about to get more expensive. donald trump promised to lower the prices of string beans, but he didn't. now you'll have to pay more for string beans than ever befo

Munch munch munch

Sassoon was a member in good standing of the Federalist Society and clerked for Antonin Scalia, if you want a sense of just how beyond the pale this is to get someone like her to resign

everyone right now

lol

EMOTIONALLY BALANCED GARY Temporarily Out of Stock

when i say “can’t talk, in my bedroom playing with my lizard” this is what i mean

WAOW

"but what can I do I don't have the skills to undermine a fascist regime" — if you are a bluesky user YES YOU CAN

Completely submerged hippo

just as we now observe the holocaust might have never happened if Hitler had been accepted into art school, future generations will speculate many crises could have been averted if the diaperfur community had welcomed Elon Musk

im going to smoke weed for four years

popping this and logging off forever

A child called me a mistake sandwich today and I’m still reeling

i get the sense i'm going to be getting a lot of use out of this coming up

please re-renner this urgent message

(Axios) - The $TRUMP memecoin — a financial asset that didn't exist on Friday afternoon — now accounts for about 89% of Donald Trump's net worth. www.axios.com/2025/01/19/d...

Time for your annual reminder that it’s Tasmanian devil dispersal season! This means young devils out finding their way in the world are particularly vulnerable, & often drawn towards roads for easy passage & food. So watch your speed on Tassie roads this season & keep an eye out 👀

excited for the finger-wagging “murder is still wrong” posts when some guy who owns a dozen beat-to-shit overpriced ranch houses in the shadow of the 101 catches a bad one. If you jack the rent on the back of tragedy no fate is too dire for you

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy yeah

#birdbot

every day i read a sentence i could not have imagined in a million years

this is already starting for elder millennials btw

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

Scoop: I obtained a confidential presentation outlining how a major conservative think tanks plans to go after volunteer editors on Wikipedia who it says are "abusing their position" and promoting antisemitism forward.com/news/686797/...