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Honest YouTube Game Reviewer Who Tries To Be As Objective As Possible | Musician | Cheeseburger Enthusiast Youtube Channel: https://youtube.com/@xyzcruncher?si=5sShUO6a38b4pvv0
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What went down better WWE's Summer of Punk or Nintendo's Year of Luigi?

Whenever I try to understand Tomodachi Life and its appeal I feel like one of those people that look at Animal Crossing fans in confusion

Any time I play a multiplayer game and me and my friends get a close win I say "WE PULLED IT BACK LIKE THE FORESKIN" that's my new thing, we pulled it back like the foreskin

I can't imagine being the guy in the stall next to this guy hearing him rant about wrestlemania 41 tickets being way too expensive while I'm fighting for my life pushing out the nastiest log known to man

Super hyped for switch 2 looks great, a new kirby air ride, mario kart world, 3D donkey Kong, deltarune, what I'm assuming is an exclusive souls game a billion multiplats, nintendo might be dropping peak I fear especially with the confirmation of 4k 60fps/1080p 120fps gaming on the system

Solid ass direct, new character in Dragon Quest 2, Metroid Prime 4 and Pokemon ZA updates, a new rhythm heaven AND a new tomodachi life (which I don't understand the hype for because people played that shit for 5 minutes when it came out on the 3DS as a novelty and never again)

Yohoho and a bottle of cum or whatever they say

Mfs swear Bethesda makes good games but in reality it's usually a solid 50 hours of exploring a mess of an overworld and interacting with NPCs that stare at you like this

Probably a hot take but Rayman 2...not that good, a decent and kinda creative platformer but nothing super special, if anything it's kind of clunky and weird but not the ratchet 1 kind, maybe it has something to do with me playing revolution (the ps2 version) idk

Never ended up beating Rayman 2 back in the day so I'm revisiting it with Revolution and I completely forgot about the random voice fainting yelling what sounds like "HELP" throughout the game, is that shit ever explained or am I tweaking?

Probably a really unpopular opinion but holy shit do I vastly prefer playing bass over guitar, guitar always felt a little too rigid to me, bass feels more dynamic which is insane considering the sterotype that most bass players just sit there banging root notes all day and do nothing else

I've never played a horror game before but I was thinking of giving Crow Country a try, do you guys think it's a good jumping in point or should I go for some of the classics like silent hill or resi before I try an indie horror?

This shit is like boomer among us

The way Squidward calls Spongebob and Patrick Invertebrates makes it sound like a slur but the thing is squids are Invertebrates too so Squidward is a self hating racist...really makes you think

The Offspring are pretty great but is it just me or are their albums kinda weak? Same with blink, both bands seem like singles bands to me

Playing breath of fire 3 for the ps1, jrpgs are so fucking ass I love them

Wyd after drinking this?

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Oh yeah thank you for 100 followers! I'm gonna try post on here more when I have stuff to promote and talk about! Just having a bit of a lull at he moment while I tinker away with music

Imagine they call the switch 2 something like "Nintendo Click" just to fuck with us

Should nintendo add achievements to their consoles yes or no? I think they should but I understand why some folks dislike achievements, I think if nintendo made their own version milestones would be a good name, it's a very nintendo-y name to use

This year was probably the most I've listened to music in a while and State Champs are STILL #1 lmao

This acrylic painting of mine is called Gems of Inspiration, and to tell you the truth, there is much I would change on this painting. It's one of many I'd like to go back and re-touch. Others, I'd like to remake completely! #painting #art #dragon

If you had to pick an all time favourite game for each 7th gen console (360,PS3,Wii,DS and PSP) What would you pick?

The fact Pokemon Legends ZA hasn't even had any news on it since that little teaser we saw ages back is nothing but a good thing in my mind, it's genuinely refreshing to see gamefreak take their time

Don't worry women I will protect you, for I am the protector of women!!!!!