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xyzcruncher.bsky.social
Honest YouTube Game Reviewer Who Tries To Be As Objective As Possible | Musician | Cheeseburger Enthusiast Youtube Channel: https://youtube.com/@xyzcruncher?si=5sShUO6a38b4pvv0
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Yohoho and a bottle of cum or whatever they say

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Mfs swear Bethesda makes good games but in reality it's usually a solid 50 hours of exploring a mess of an overworld and interacting with NPCs that stare at you like this

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Probably a hot take but Rayman 2...not that good, a decent and kinda creative platformer but nothing super special, if anything it's kind of clunky and weird but not the ratchet 1 kind, maybe it has something to do with me playing revolution (the ps2 version) idk

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Never ended up beating Rayman 2 back in the day so I'm revisiting it with Revolution and I completely forgot about the random voice fainting yelling what sounds like "HELP" throughout the game, is that shit ever explained or am I tweaking?

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Probably a really unpopular opinion but holy shit do I vastly prefer playing bass over guitar, guitar always felt a little too rigid to me, bass feels more dynamic which is insane considering the sterotype that most bass players just sit there banging root notes all day and do nothing else

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

I've never played a horror game before but I was thinking of giving Crow Country a try, do you guys think it's a good jumping in point or should I go for some of the classics like silent hill or resi before I try an indie horror?

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

This shit is like boomer among us

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

The way Squidward calls Spongebob and Patrick Invertebrates makes it sound like a slur but the thing is squids are Invertebrates too so Squidward is a self hating racist...really makes you think

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

The Offspring are pretty great but is it just me or are their albums kinda weak? Same with blink, both bands seem like singles bands to me

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Playing breath of fire 3 for the ps1, jrpgs are so fucking ass I love them

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Wyd after drinking this?

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

Post a character you love and tag 5 others to do the same! @enzotrash.bsky.social @berriii.bsky.social @roxyrockett.bsky.social @annoyinglylogical.bsky.social @dirtsydirtee.bsky.social

submitted 46 days ago • 3 comments

Oh yeah thank you for 100 followers! I'm gonna try post on here more when I have stuff to promote and talk about! Just having a bit of a lull at he moment while I tinker away with music

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

Imagine they call the switch 2 something like "Nintendo Click" just to fuck with us

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

Should nintendo add achievements to their consoles yes or no? I think they should but I understand why some folks dislike achievements, I think if nintendo made their own version milestones would be a good name, it's a very nintendo-y name to use

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

This year was probably the most I've listened to music in a while and State Champs are STILL #1 lmao

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

This acrylic painting of mine is called Gems of Inspiration, and to tell you the truth, there is much I would change on this painting. It's one of many I'd like to go back and re-touch. Others, I'd like to remake completely! #painting #art #dragon

submitted 95 days ago • 2 comments

If you had to pick an all time favourite game for each 7th gen console (360,PS3,Wii,DS and PSP) What would you pick?

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

The fact Pokemon Legends ZA hasn't even had any news on it since that little teaser we saw ages back is nothing but a good thing in my mind, it's genuinely refreshing to see gamefreak take their time

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Don't worry women I will protect you, for I am the protector of women!!!!!

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Finally Dragon Quest 6 for the 2nd time it wasn't as painful as the first but I'd still consider it one of the worst games in the series

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

I got you right where I want you Eugene, now spread em for daddy 😈🤤

submitted 102 days ago • 2 comments

Super Sami Roll 2 just launched its kickstarter! The first game was an amazing labor of love, please support Sami!!

submitted 105 days ago • 6 comments

People of Bluesky! Lets get to know each other better. What is ONE of your favourite movies? My favorite movie is Baby Boy, it's hard to explain why I like and relate to it so much without sounding like a trash human being because the MC Jody isn't a good person but I do relate

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments