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THEY’RE EATING THE DOGE www.newsweek.com/kash-patel-f...

The real California wildfire happened on the football field today. Holy shit

I'm a huge Kendrick fan because he's a savant but also I'm from LA too and where we come from there's a huge contingent of famously asshole Californians (coughsdashians) but an even bigger group of famously nonasshole Californians like Kamala and Kendrick and they are my people

If I send you this.. I’m with the shits in public.

Bloop!

Do you guys think that there are conservative Nintendo fans out there who are mad that they can’t wear their Luigi shirts anymore because they’re afraid people will think they’re antifa?

President Sheinbaum declared 2025 the year of the indigenous woman while our president…

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I can’t tell if it’s Elon in the k-hole or if it’s all of us in it with him

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I joined red note and it’s giving pre pandemic clock app vibes! The users are so cute and wholesome! Everyone is so sweet and supportive. Honestly don’t know why I was scared

I had a lot of people asking me so I wrote an explainer: Here's how you can help the incarcerated firefighter battling the blazes in Southern California this week: www.latimes.com/california/s...

Things you can say to your barista or your boyfriend

Two pumps is really the perfect amount

When I’m at work and an out of touch boomer says something out of pocket

I need to find the time to get back into therapy. Gossip Girl reruns and gummies will only get me so far

Every broke person wishes they were a billionaire. Every billionaire wishes they were cool.

Planet Fitness locations in Los Angeles are “offering anyone impacted by the fires—first responders and residents—free access to shower, recharge, and relax” No membership is required to take advantage of locker rooms, WiFi, charging stations at any LA County location not impacted by the fires.

Let’s also remember that Reagan’s campaign delayed the release of the hostages until after the election to fuck over Carter and steal the White House.

Someone told me that there’s this thing called Fat Cop Friday here, but when I looked up #fcf there were no cops only peen

That was my pandemic hobby

It was already decided as a skeet

I miss when it was just us nerds and furries here

That part lol

Why buy her flowers when you could buy her this instead

Mitch McConnell be like

Back in the day, the only girlies who could fit in Juicy Couture were the ones who had booty that was not juicy

Sending back an Instagram link as a reply to your boomer parents sending you a Facebook link because two can play that game

Greta and Margot gave us a way to figure out whether or not people we meet are misogynistic by just asking “What did you think of the Barbie movie?”

“I’m Ken, I dislike anything that isn’t catered to my specific tastes. I don’t have the capacity to enjoy things for the sake of entertainment or understand why others might enjoy them, so I’ll voice my dislike as a challenge to anyone who might have found it to be enjoyable. Subversion is scary.“

Can you imagine what Ben Shapiro would have done if there was a Barbie scissoring scene? His head probably would have popped clean off 💀

I made today a slay

Does Cillian Murphy ever smile?

The axe never remembers the trees