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yakultdrinker.bsky.social
my pronouns are like the points system in whose line is it anyway
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i need to get something off my chest: i miss single use plastic bags so bad. they were never single use to me. those were cherished items in households of colour across north america.

DESPERATE to meet whoever reviews tiktok comment violation appeals. is it a slug, perhaps

I HAVE PERFECTED MY COOKIE RECIPE

you cannot make fun of those infomercial-esque kitchen gadgets that are clearly to help people with disabilities to be able to cook or eat on their own, if you use chatgpt to write a fucking email

Yes I do think buying from Shein is a moral failure, next question

why do men still DM me on reddit when my little avatar thing is literally holding the lesbian flag?

just took 2 tablespoons of irish sea moss gel. this better fix my whole entire life

he appreciates me @chrisdstedman.bsky.social

i have a friend from taiwan who has lived in/travelled to like 12 different countries in her life, literally multiple continents all over the world, and the thing she says she misses the most about toronto is... chipotle

it is DEI to cast a straight or cis person to play a queer or trans role. someone had to say it

i have to park literally a 12 min walk away from my voting center bc they decided to make it an elementary school with no parking! but i'm still voting!

i enjoyed toronto's false spring for all of 2 days before i saw a spider in my bathroom and decided i do actually want it to be -20 again. immediately, if possible

i bought a ton of medjool dates and i don't know how to use them up because they're too sweet for my asian tastebuds... help...

love when ppl say "mascarpone" because they always choose a new and fun place to put the letter R

what is the gen z equivalent of the office. like what's their long-running comfort show that they will never stop watching for years and years and years

how do people with jobs make pot roast. this shit took me 4 hours

i hate when i call a business line and they have the nerve to answer "hello?" like is this fucking staples or not

I love when jobs ask you to have experience but offer you to be paid 65 cents BELOW minimum wage. like you truly must have balls to announce this to the world

momentarily forgot the lyrics and sang with complete confidence "god look what you've done, you're a big pony girl, and you're out of the club"

like what kind of question is this

Too real

i will not be shamed for having my mommy do the math section of this assessment for a job application.

so what does it actually mean when a job posting says "you must have a sense of humour"

i worked out two days in a row and i do in fact need everyone to clap and congratulate me

my problem with nutmeg is that a recipe will call for a minuscule amount of it and i'll say "surely that isn't enough" and i double/triple/quadruple it and then i find out why it only asked for a minuscule amount. and this happens every time btw

[guy who made a billion dollars secretly feeding you lizard meat] I think I speak for all honest hard-working Americans when I say we need to shut down the Department of Checking What Kind of Meat That Is

hey can someone let keanu reeves know that there's a plinko app running AI ads of him "saying" it's his app and anyone who downloads it will get $5000 lol

typical convo between mom who can't bake vs daughter who can mom: i need to borrow a pan me: like a frying pan mom: no a pan for japanese cheesecake me: what size mom: the recipe doesn't say what size me: then how do you know how long to bake it for mom: can i use a muffin pan (shows me a loaf pan)

I do sometimes miss marathon eventized streams with friends. I wonder if @jacobfullerton.bsky.social and @handsomemaster.bsky.social still have the keys to their trucks...

my doctor gave me an extensive list of foods to avoid for my blood sugar and cholesterol so i ignored him and bought apple cinnamon flavoured irish sea moss gel instead

everyone says to lie on your resume but they don't tell you what to do when you start getting job interview requests based on your lies

why does posting on instagram feel so HUMILIATING just wondering

my fatphobic doctor is always in indescribable awe after checking my blood pressure and finding it completely normal. like he literally cannot believe his eyes every time

i would love to buy merch at this concert. unfortunately a tshirt that is $25 at the US tour dates costs $50 in canada and that is a huge mystery to me

just remembered i have free will and i can leave a concert early if i get tired or my feet or back hurt or i want to catch an earlier train or if i just feel like it. this is huge

deleting a comment you left on tiktok under which multiple people spent hours/days arguing with each other, while they are literally still in the midst of arguing... this is what true power feels like

brown gravy at night, potato's delight white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning