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This is the absolute worst timeline.

I'm really thinking of moving away. I'm in Indiana, which ... yeah... and I can't think of where to go. I don't want to be in some other red state hellscape, but I also don't want to go somewhere that's too expensive to live. Suggestions???

I can prove anti DEI initiatives are racist: 1. Either they're saying non white people cannot ever be qualified, or 2. They know they are qualified but they want white people in those positions. It's not about being qualified. It's about racism.

I could care less what Officer Ricky does and Souljah Boy? Come on. But losing Snoop hurts.

Why do white Christians pretend to be so oppressed all the time?

Where the fuck is Jill Stein?

Bruh I don't know who this "y'all" you're referring to is, but I'm done with any and everyone who fucks with Trump. They can all burn in the same fire. Fuck them all.

They're banning cell phones in schools before they ensure kids don't get shot in them. I'm so glad my children are adults.

I think I have the solution. I'm just going to disassociate. That's it. My kids are grown. My dog is obedient. I can take my hands off the wheel and go full Walter Mitty for the next few years. I'm 50. If I go totally off the deep end I'll say I'm senile. Fuck it.

I really hope y'all ain't actually putting that rednote shit on your phones.

The fact of the matter is he could have ended it by saying they ain't getting no more money and there's a non zero chance that the majority of people wouldnt be dreading next Monday but go off I guess.

So.... I mean..... If God was real, wouldn't he strike that fat orange bastard down as soon as he takes the oath of office?

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

After this past November we AIN'T all fam in the club. All barbecue invitations are revoked. Whatever pass you thought you had to say what you thought you had permission to say are null and void. Get the fuck out my face.

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What this means is that they're actively diving headfirst into using technology to oppress women. We are far past the slippery slope conversation. We are racing into fascism.

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Elon Musk has donated $0.00 to hurricane Helene relief efforts. Elon Musk has donated $0.00 to the California wild fire relief efforts. There are no hospitals, no meaningful charities, no altruistic efforts of any kind that he has been involved in. Fuck Elon Musk.