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not trying to do a call out post, if you were born post-COVID then you really shouldn't be giving your opinion about anything

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controversial: i think one of the less desirable parts of the modern internet experience is the comfort level some people with a prominent audience have with widely spreading the personal information of an unconfirmed criminal adolescent w/ mental health problems. maybe hold off on that? for a bit?

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controversial: i think one of the less desirable parts of the modern internet experience is the comfort level some people with a prominent audience have with widely sharing the personal information of an unconfirmed deceased, mentally ill child and dunking on them as a bad person or whatever

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

signed up to be ammo for the evil trebuchet. who even gives a shit anymore.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

aw man spaghetti and ovaltine sandwiches again?

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the YooHoo! corporation continues to market their Chocolate Beverage as a "Good Source Of Vitamins" but i have reason to doubt this claim

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trying to decouple myself from industrial society. switched from tap water to exclusively rainwater collected from my gutters

submitted 80 days ago • 2 comments

becoming a Falconer is tough but after you’ve wrestled down 5 or 6 of them it honestly gets easier. definitely bring bandages.

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using a time machine to go back to a medieval european village in year 876 and loudly exclaiming “ewww yucky!” at how dirty everything is

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i read in the paper that they’re turning the old K-Mart into a haberdashery

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rat venture capitalist who only infests in restaurant start-ups

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the national weather service has issued a tomato watch. this is odd as it's not really their "thing"

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

what’s wrong babe. did you have another pork rind induced night terror.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

i made friends with a snail and he did not fuck with you at all

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

walking up to you, abruptly smacking your cell phone out of your hands, looking you dead in the eyes and saying "hi"

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i put your cell phone in the air fryer while you were asleep. i just wanted to see what would happen. i thought it would form a golden-brown crust. it just got real hot and won't turn on now. that's my bad.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

that was a crazy video games finale. it's sad there won't be any more video games now but we can still just talk or whatever. did you have a nice day.

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This is what Canada’s “Victims of Communism” monument, officially unveiled today in Ottawa, looks like. There were plans to have over 500 names on it but as it turned out, a few hundred of them were Nazis or Nazi-adjacent so it’s just blank lol

submitted 82 days ago • 65 comments

i find it harder to shitpost than the average person because i'm at the stage of radicalization where most of my fleeting thoughts are potential TOS violations on a plurality of platforms

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

not a reply guy, i just enjoy crowd work

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Yesterday the New York Times instructed staff to avoid publishing photos of Luigi Mangione's face, internal company messages leaked to me reveal. "The news value and public service of showing his face is diminishing," Times management told staff. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ny-times-d...

submitted 83 days ago • 231 comments

no clue who this justin signal guy is but he sounds like a cunt so fuck him

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Homeboy stopped the wrong lady (H/T @agirlhasnopres.bsky.social )

submitted 83 days ago • 2137 comments

"he had a family" Osama bin Laden's family was so big it has it's own Wikipedia article. not sure that defense works for everyone.

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