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I'm just a girl Standing in front of a smart phone, posting skeets, hoping for the validation I didn't get as a child.

submitted 21 hours ago • 24 comments

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

submitted 12 hours ago • 222 comments

i’ve been hiding my eggs from my roomate like they’re cookies

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

how it feels having two dozen eggs in the refrigerator

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

Imagine a relationship where someone wants to be in a relationship with you, not just have a free maid, cook and babysitter. Lol.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

redecorating this outhouse to make it an outhome

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

pestered by the thoughts

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

no drip

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

might have to make clapping when the plane lands acceptable now

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Gambling on your cell phone might be one of the worst tech products in a long time. It's like being able to order heroin on Amazon Prime.

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

kind of in the mood to play eye tag with a hot stranger and get lost in conversation on a couch at someone’s house party

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

This is Amtrak’s time to shine

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

i ain’t no bitch. you subskeet me i subskeet you mf

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

the biggest danger to america right now is that tech bros genuinely think that bitcoin can fix anything

submitted 5 days ago • 74 comments

who’s gonna invent a nutella dumpling please

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

MORE GIVE ME MORE OF THESE VIDEOS. SHOOT IT STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

planes are landing upside down now? anyone know how i can charter a ship to south america cus i had a flight booked for next month but ..

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

you call em toilet selfies, i call em glamour shits

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

I will not be getting preventative botox because my facial expressions are part of my brand…who would i be if i couldn’t move my eyebrows?

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

got annoyed someone wasn’t replying to me just to see my dnd was on and they in fact had replied two hours ago

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Grating parmesan cheese and grinding black pepper on her perfect pussy like it's a fresh carbonara

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

ran out of eggs today. might have to tap into my savings if there is to be breakfast in the morning

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

well this is terrifying

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

on days like this i yearn for the sweet kiss of avian flu

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

should be illegal to post your so when i don’t have one

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

so many bloomfs with boyfriends - logging off for now

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

did my civic duty today (laughed at someone in a cybertruck)

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

When you try to quote someone and quotes are disabled

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

everyday is just

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

saw the non-mirrored version of myself on a zoom

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

deranged? absolutely.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

where’s the support group for job seekers that have had to do a hirevue? ive done three now and it makes me want to exit this earth

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

you know what? i’m jacking on for a change

submitted 11 days ago • 14 comments

Gimme that old time separation of church and state

submitted 11 days ago • 28 comments

submitted 12 days ago • 32 comments

i want to be without a physical form

submitted 12 days ago • 8 comments

i have a midterm in 1 hour and Quizlet just crashed

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments