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yapsmear.bsky.social
Former tumblr lesbian, current full grown man. Find me in the women’s restroom because it’s way cleaner.
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need me a girl with a pair of real Harvey Milkers

submitted 5 days ago • 34 comments

Could someone place an order for 100 more Jasmine Crocketts for overnight delivery to the Democratic Party thx in advance

submitted 5 days ago • 2067 comments

One of my favorite ways to save money is to not buy food, clothing or housing. I’ve saved lots of money this way.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Acting nice to chatgpt in advance because it's going to decide whether I get social security

submitted 20 days ago • 44 comments

I never buy Oreos because then I'll eat the Oreos, so instead I look in my pantry every day and I'm disappointed that I don't have any Oreos. ~a tragic personal memoir

submitted 36 days ago • 358 comments

I liked TikTok because I got to be who I really am in my heart: a creepy little lurker who watches everything and says little.

submitted 36 days ago • 329 comments

Me, lying down immediately after thanksgiving dinner: “alright gastroesophageal sphincter, your time to shine.”

submitted 87 days ago • 43 comments

wow bro.. you’re like, totally unable to reckon with your deepest emotions.. that’s kinda cringe bro

submitted 90 days ago • 2 comments

Tysm Bluesky for giving us our own irl version of social bunny.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

how many times do I need to say “show me less of this” to taylor swift content for it to not show up on my feed? asking for myself.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

i don’t want to see straight people getting engaged show me the gays

submitted 92 days ago • 2 comments

I’ve got a buffalo nickel for the person who makes it so I can play wicked whims mods on my xbox. I’ve already sunk so much money into #thesims4 add ons and I CANNOT afford a gaming computer PLUS buying the packs all over again.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

No I am not eating Milano cookies for breakfast. Why would you even say that? I’m eating these Milano cookies for brunch

submitted 93 days ago • 15 comments

Morning sex cowgirl style so I don’t have to remove my CPAP.

submitted 296 days ago • 0 comments

I like to fatten up my brain on substack so it’s nice and juicy when I deep fry it on Bluesky

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

My pronouns are U/S/Gay

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 95 days ago • 5 comments

alexa release neurotoxin

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

People’s current literacy levels are also something anyone remotely left should be actively trying to raise not just something we accept as fact and permanent

submitted 94 days ago • 2 comments

Grindr is nice if you like getting hit on by Zoomer with no prospects named HungChungus or something like that

submitted 94 days ago • 30 comments

it’s about to get very, very hard to be transgender in the united states. likely harder than it’s been in american history. do not let them scare you into backing down. do not give into transphobes framing. stand up to them however you can. it shouldn’t be this way but we have to fight

submitted 95 days ago • 105 comments

cybertrucks are the ultimate jump scare

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Back on my Cities: Skylines bullshit

submitted 93 days ago • 7 comments

I just want what any guy wants: to be crushed to death by Julie Andrews driving a monster truck

submitted 93 days ago • 21 comments

Hell yeah I read theory

submitted 93 days ago • 10 comments