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AKA Gaspar Lewis, among other online (not real) names; you'll never know all of them. Widely tolerated lowbie. Maybe we ate together once? (Long Island)
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I've said it before and it bears repeating: ban the Discover tab. code an opt-out or an opt-in to scrambling text once it hits the Discover tab

It's been awhile. Solutions for all but 1 puzzle for Puzzle Boat 11 are finally available. In addition, I've lowered the price of both Puzzle Boat 10 and Puzzle Boat 11. www.pandamagazine.com/island10/ www.pandamagazine.com/island11/

Carnegie was an absolute piece of shit who bet that he could donate, bequeath, and endow his way into being remembered as a good guy and it worked.

youtu.be/Aq0bx0CuGR4 Like a confused Rock promo, Botchamania continues to show up whether you want it or not. Grand Slam, Vengeance Day, Taz getting into a fight with his head-set, Punk talking too much, hard tables, Simpsons references and everything else keeping wrestling sane.

The one piece of legislation this Congress will manage to pass is a bipartisan bill making it a felony to speak to a member of Congress without being invited to do so.

They're going to try and funnel ALL of this wild, righteous energy into a head. Another interminable "process" because they know they can cleave off liberals with the promise of a solution that involves being the Adults in the room who Studied the hardest and know all of the Rules.

I’m so glad the Democrats are going to do absolutely nothing with this

people will try to tell you that music has no power in the world. show them this

periodic refresher that at the ripe old age of 19 i told an NYT reporter that i was teen vaper named "joe stevonson" who "missed how smoking cigarettes felt like gargling gravel" and was particularly fond of "Lil Ugly Mane's Courtroom Vape Juice" and she didn't so much as ask me for a photo of my ID

Mad how this is one of the very most perfect songs ever written but didn’t get released during Judee Sill’s lifetime - and isn’t even one of her top five greatest songs. A properly holy chord progression, and then some. youtu.be/6gThm6vHwCQ

Also, because @maxtundra.com keeps posting his tracks and remixes and can never include the one he did for us we have pulled a finger out of an arse and it’s now available to stream etc. It is a fine bonkers remix and probably my fave tbh

by the way these are literally the exact same dumbass motherfuckers, not like them, the literal exact same fucking guys, saying government is inefficient and you should cancel it to give them all the governments money so they can provide you services instead

Tristero your time is now

Balatro launched one year ago today I often say I made this game for myself and friends, but seeing so many people connect with Balatro has filled this past year with joy. Thank you players, your love and support have kept Balatro thriving! I appreciate you all naneinf! 🍌

Check it out, ive started from the viewpoint that the purpose of art is to provide people with examples of how to behave, and ive reached some insanely dumb conclusions

Look, during this period when investors are funding crusty throwback games for 40 year olds, can a homie get a Jem and Holograms combination point and click adventure/rhythm game with a terrible minigame where The Misfits try to run you off the road with those bigass guitar motorcycles?

This familial/crony capitalist state is something to behold

forgot i made this

Daniel Blumberg of Yuck, as @arr.bsky.social recently informed me, is an academy award nominee for best original score for The Brutalist.

apparently Gary Floyd died and I didn't see anybody post about it because it was the same week Steve Albini died

Lmfao

GOP: "The Revolutionary War was fought against King George, whose taxes hampered freedom. Not against kings." Democrats: "Just because he's wearing a robe and a crown doesn't mean he meant this literally. Everybody calm down and send us twenty dollars" newspapers: "What did he mean by 'king'?"

during the post simpsons tapped out craze where almost any random IP got a licensed mobile clone cash-in about the city being destroyed and building it from scratch, they actually did make a flintstones city builder with more granular detail about the city of bedrock than any human should experience

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"it's four thirty in the fucking morn-" THIS ISN'T ABOUT THAT THOUGH

i got thoughts about these albums share things with the golden period of the kinks (arthur specifically) despite obvious gulfs in difference in lyrical detail, bleakness of instrumentation and atmosphere, and so on i know a few good/real music writers follow me; get on that shit

i'm probably leaving 2020 as the richard dawson album on my phone, purely because if 'more than real' came on shuffle while i was in public i'd risk breaking down in public or veering off the road in the car early but STRONG candidate for AOTY richardmichaeldawson.bandcamp.com/album/end-of...

David Lynch: "Most films reflect the world, and the world is violent and in a lot of trouble. It’s not the other way around. The films don’t make a peaceful world violent—the violent world made the films."

Where's Your Head Gasket At

help i'm running out of oxygen

[WAKIZASHI YOU BOUGHT AT THE MALL SUDDENLY CRACKLES WITH A HORRIBLE ENERGY AND, RENDING ITSELF FROM ITS 3D-PRINTED PLA WALL MOUNTS, EMBEDDING ITSELF TO THE HILT IN YOUR IKEA LACK, FLARING TO UNLIFE, WREATHED IN BLACK FLAME, SPEAKS]: Oh for sure TONIGHT 7:30EST www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

みづゑ (Mizue) 760, 1968. Cover design by Kumi Sugai designreviewed.com/artefacts/%E... #KumiSugai #japanesedesign #graphicdesign

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Had a girl almost get into a fight with me at a gig because I told her Arca made better music than FKA Twigs (never listened to either)

long overdue substack post right here - falcotronica.substack.com/p/the-world-...

I know, I know, it's really serious

How many bad custom one-off t-shirts do you think have been made over the years that say BORN SLIPPY and then have a picture of Slippy Toad from Star Fox? 50? 100?