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To celebrate Father’s Day, we’ve programmed all the slot machines to say “I love you, daddy” every time you hit a jackpot.

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Frozen pizzas are to be overhauled. They've got no sway over us.

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Free the minds of those who don't put enough cheese on pizza!

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Fun fact: rabbits are able to jump very high because of the power of love

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The hidden cameras in our hotel rooms are for your security and so we can watch people have sex.

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

Have you tried eating a truly unsafe amount of tortilla chips and salsa to fix your problems

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My car is flashing the passenger side seatbelt light at me, it seems really concerned about the safety of my lunch.

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This is a message to the enemies of immigration enforcement: Gov. Newsom’s fate will be yours should you stand in the way of national purity,” an anonymous plainclothes ICE agent wearing a balaclava theonion.com/ice-rel...

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Joe (will die on this) Hill!

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Check out this artist and their work. I found them doing business logos but am consistently enchanted by their delightful posts. I really admire the complexity of clean, clear concepts and pictorial representations.

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magician who acts like they don’t understand how they’re doing it either and they’re seriously so confused

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reminder that gavin newsom is a genuinely terrifying person who routinely allows his hatred for homeless people to propel him into public acts of cruelty that no regular person would ever be associated with in broad daylight. you do not have to hand it to that man!

submitted 6 days ago • 41 comments

Donald Trump has sent soldiers to California without proper housing or food. That maniac! If there’s one thing Gavin Newsom loves doing it’s killing unsheltered people.

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I TRIED SO HARD

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Future historians will debate the turning point—some will say it was the Battle of Home Depot.

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Wake up babe, new constitutional crisis flashpoint just dropped.

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The Right Way To Protest is to stand very still in your apartment and whisper “I wish this wasn’t happening” then get your ass to work, you’re gonna be late damn it

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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him theonion.com/rift-wi...

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Logo for Absurd Coffee If you're looking for a logo: nasibov.me/contact

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How bad was his real name that he chose Porky Pig as his stage name?

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if you're the type of person who folds under pressure then competitive origami is perfect for you

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I never know what to do with my hands during a bloodless coup.

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It took a few months, but we finally have taken delivery of the leprechaun that was won by a player on St. Patrick’s Day.

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Saw a headline that lead with, "LA braces for National Guard.." Oh? Louisiana flooded again? Nope, Los Angeles California and ICE protests sweeping the state. Have the hunger games started yet or is that next season?

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Today I learned Hudson Bay Company ceased. What a time to be alive. 355 years. I saw Enron fail. Black Friday, Black Monday, and the housing crisis.

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You can’t lose forever. That’s just math.

submitted 12 days ago • 25 comments

If you scream at the puppets wandering the halls at night, don't blame us if they scream back.

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

hey can someone make me a meme and don't ask a lot of questions, can you put these five people's faces over the faces of the cast of it's always sunny in philadelphia in like a promo poster and change the title to "it's always sunny in joppa"

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that drilling holes in human skulls allows bad spirits to escape

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