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yarder.bsky.social
Adventurer. Outdoorsman. Hill William. Logger humor. Lover of arts, extremes, labels, and stickers.
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method man of constant sorrow

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Shiny Toy Guns of Brixton

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House Democrats Vow To Hold President Accountable With Agriculture Bill Where First Letter Of Every Line Spells Out ‘Impeach Trump’ theonion.com/house-d...

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Is it a fad or are people really trying to misinterpret others? I am so tired of all the "Know Nothings" I keep running across.

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Remember, the special Hugo Award for this year is Speculative Poetry! Here is a list of a number of eligible poems. Don't forget to nominate your favorites!! tinyurl.com/Hugoeligible... #hugos #speculativepoetry #poetry #worldcon #seattleworldcon2025 #seattlein2025 #hugonominations

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i can taste these mfs thru the screen

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using the cigarette lighter to charge the vape. a bit of the true self exists within the false self

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Priest: he was best known for inventing the jack in a box, and now a short musical interlude Pallbearer: *starts winding a tiny handle on the side of the coffin*

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

Are you waiting for things to get worse? Start gambling now.

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

The escaped Cirque Du Soleil acrobats living in the woods are raising money for their leader’s hip replacement. Donate what you can.

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

Some teenager just showed up and fired all of our jugglers.

submitted 7 days ago • 11 comments

Yes, the resort has car chargers in the parking garage. They don’t work but we have them.

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What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

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The rate at which I am outliving Popes is truly a revelation.

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"It took many years of vomiting up all the filth I'd been taught about myself, and half-believed, before I was able to walk on the earth as though I had a right to be here." —James Baldwin #CPTSD

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Trouble sleeping. Today I learned how I do set a tone and trend, and many will follow. But there are others who blaze their own trail. Which, can be quite baffling.

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What's your favorite late night snack? 1. fried potato products 2. muffin tops 3. bones of my enemies 4. rum & regrets

submitted 13 days ago • 7 comments

Moments of calm serenity...

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

Never been more jealous than when some kid at school would break their arm. Everybody signing their cast, celebrating their fragility. Curse my mighty skeleton.

submitted 25 days ago • 11 comments

"Things might be tough but it's great for artists! They'll create more!" You might not believe me but going through a lifetime's worth of stress Every Single Week for years and years- is actually not the optimal set of circumstances that inspires artists to create

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The Media: Are They Media-Obsessed?

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A correction to our previous warning: There is NOT a murder of crows buzzing around the pool bar. It was just a murder.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Me: how do I do my taxes Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance

submitted 26 days ago • 75 comments

Son, it’s time for a little chat about the birds and the bees *peeks through blinds* They’re everywhere, son. They rule the skies. Here’s a gun

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When We Invited You To Join Our Trivia Team, It Was With The Understanding That You Knew ‘Star Trek’ theonion.com/when-we...

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Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday theonion.com/report-...

submitted 27 days ago • 142 comments

One time Frank Sinatra’s lawyers and cement crew paid the casino a personal visit.

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

We’re now hiring for the following positions: - moat skimmer - potato vault guard, night watch - warden of loose slots - meat wizard Apply today!

submitted 34 days ago • 29 comments

Guest services now include marriages and annulments.

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

We have located the ancient witch who cursed several of our slot machines. She has been paid off. All good now!

submitted 507 days ago • 2 comments

Please notify security if you’re out of money.

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New logo thanks to @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social. If you don't like the logo, thanks to @allhailjerry.bsky.social

submitted 39 days ago • 6 comments

Anyone who finishes our 80-ounce Wagon Train Steak will get their meal for free, though some patrons have offered to pay 𝘶𝘴 to allow them to stop eating it.

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Did you know? Owls are the keepers of secret knowledge, including: - which ponds contain enchanted daggers - where the twig witch finds her "special" mushrooms - which trees are jerks - where to find the hidden library of the wood nymphs

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This is fascinating to me because same product, different container. Reminds me when Black Velvet went from glass packaging to the "unbreakable" plastic bottles. I still prefer glass packaging. www.creativebloq.com/design/packa...

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My feed isn't as fun or as whimsical as it once was. Yet, there's this.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

That SpaceX rocket was just following standard operating procedure for a Cybertruck.

submitted 39 days ago • 15 comments

So, you want a hotel room for the convention, but make it fancy! Good news, the suite application form is now available on our website. Details and the form for #nwc47 can be found here: https://buff.ly/3ibxycM. Scroll down to Reserving Suites and apply today!

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

I feel like I'm a drop dead at age 54 while shoveling the sidewalk kinda guy

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First they came for the fat, whiny losers, and I said nothing, because they got me immediately. I was like the first person they got.

submitted 447 days ago • 4 comments

Reminder that the police routinely pull up to the front door just to see who runs.

submitted 44 days ago • 3 comments

if we don’t return to the office, the next dilbert will be born overseas

submitted 91 days ago • 32 comments