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if your company car is a cybertruck idfwu 🤡

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sorry but it isn't the nhl all-star break unless nikita kucherov: apathy edition is there

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mr. tkachuk, this is an arby's

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a line graph of a boomer's interest in david draiman would be flat except for one dramatic spike where they heard the sound of silence cover, and then a steep dropoff where their kids broke the news that draiman's day job is the OoOoAaUuAaOoO thing 🫤

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not like us but it's about jimmy page in the 70s

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fmk: super bowl superb owl puppy bowl

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[garth brooks voice] i've got friends in ₕₒ places

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welp just got blocked by my hs spanish teacher (i am WAY over 18 so this was unnecessary) 😭 was looking forward to reconnecting with an old role model but THAT HASN'T BEEN GOING SO WELL FOR ME LATELY. society is broken my dudes

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you can call tonight's afc matchup chills-beefs and it still kinda works

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er doctor: i'm certain it's fatal me, sitting up on the gurney: aRe YoU 4iMpRiNt CeRtAiN??¿?

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every time i hear the acronym DOGE

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oh hell no we are NOT doing capri pants again

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we will rock you but everything is a buddy. buddy you're a buddy make a big buddy playing in the buddy gonna be a big buddy someday you got mud on your buddy you big buddy kicking your buddy all over the buddy

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"hey yasss bird, what flashes through your mind when you see a girl with a maga boyfriend?"

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today i'm trying on the idea that the broligarchs specifically want to be *envied.* they just want to know someone is saying "man i wish i could do that" and that feeling is worth billions of dollars to these broken weirdos. 1/2

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enjoying this new genre of skeet "real men have their inauguration outdoors in the cold"

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"facebook is empty and all the minion memes are here"

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whoever *actually* booked michelle obama at noon on monday is being soooo humble rn and also not inviting me wtf

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every day the washington commanders don't have a mascot that's a "commander salamander" is a missed opportunity. a doink upon the uprights of my mind

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this roll call would have unalived a founding father showing up in a time machine and on those grounds it was correct and awesome 😁 also now my mom knows lil jon but only as "the georgia guy from the dnc." 10/10 best possible outcome

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i hope all you sexy robots are pleased with yourselves

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is any school more OBSESSED with on-campus inside jokes and lore than notre dame? tonight the tl is full of vaguely preppy word salad and i just want memes

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LESSER THAN WHAT?! he is obvs the best boi

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so did chappell roan keep on dancing down in west hollywood or

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the milgram experiment but it's how many times a song can say "to the left" before the audience either mounts a rebellion or forms a pileup along the leftward wall

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Nostalgia is unfairly maligned. Until there's a future we should be able to listen to nineties rock guilt free

submitted 49 days ago • 271 comments

the feminine urge to have a drink or several with an extremely off-duty kamala and hillary and hear some wisdom

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looool apple is really eating 💩 today where my smug PCs at

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being a nike school is STRONGLY correlated with securing a berth in the college football playoff but idk which way the causation goes 🤷

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