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happy international women's day i love women

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"pico de gallo" is Italian for "little french man"

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My collection of brackets and grommets and joists and girdles and sleeves and sheaves is nearly complete

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did my taxes ON TIME this year with almost ZERO shit in pant ritalin is a VERY GOOD drug

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Dreamed my bodysnatched friends were dismembering me. Not great, but the cold sweat awakening came at the "can't find my boarding pass" bit.

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The Pope getting sick right after Conclave came out is like the NBA finals being right after Space Jam's release

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Sometimes it seems like it's gonna be fun to say certain words in a certain order. Often it isn't but sometimes it is

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Back on the corned damn puter again

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I make all my Tinder dates take this oath before we meet

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Nobody ever talks about quangos any more

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

You're telling me a you- you're telling me a, um, a euph.. these. I mean are you telling me a Euphrates river?

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Apple design

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

First, they came for the fascist falconers with prosthetic hogs, but I did not speak up because I am not a falconer

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

NEEEOOOOO WAKE UP FROM YOUR COMFY BLUESKY AND TASTY BURGERS YOU'RE A HUMAN BATTERY NEO COME LIVE IN A CAVE WITH US AND EAT PORRIDGE SLOP

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The ancient Sumerian goddess Inanna discovers "my pussy loud"

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Going Melchior mode (going to visit my friends to see their new baby)

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Tell my wibe I lobe jer

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Americans take "gubernatorial" things very seriously