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Thee Betazoid Trap Queen 🖖🏽 Living my best days daily Swatting grifters with rolled up newspaper
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You know what, America? I’m not going anywhere. YOU need to get it right. I will hold you accountable every single day until you do. I can visit other countries, but I have absolutely no expectation of another country treating me the way you should. I didn’t invest in that other country.

Everybody else is out here planning fun & buying dragons with their tax money. Meanwhile, I’m over here writing checks for property tax bills & comparing appliances 🙄 I’m sooooo over this adulting scam I’m being floated through. I just wanna go to London. And back to Vegas in 3 weeks 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣

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shame... celebrate all you want but this kind of vandalism is never acceptable

The “mEtAvErSe” is full of 🐂 💩. Toooo many “that halftime show was horrible” and “Chris Stapleton shoulda sung the national anthem” comments for me. 🙄 If Kendrick or Jon hurt your feelings tonight, you could be entitled to… Go sit TF down somewhere. Today.

Not sure which was funnier tonight: Stitch getting loose on the field OR Mahomes’ Hail Mary, Joseph, and Jesus play at the end that wouldn’t have gotten him a win anyway. Patrick thought he ate?

Nick Siriani is adorable. Congratulations man. Humility is always beautiful.

Imagine this: All season long, your team benefits from the refs help and is constantly called fraudulent. Then you make it all the way to the Super Bowl & prove everyone right. The Chiefs’ SB performance was pretty much like their season. Until the refs dropped outa their pockets.

In the writer’s room. Yes, I still write. I don’t allow AI to do it for me. Some of us are WRITERS. And most of us writers are annoyed by AI writing because it is usually full of fluffy fart bubbles that inflate the work but have words that mean literally nothing. The trained eye knows.

Food for thought: Considering that the only alternative to aging is death, calling people old as an insult is a weird flex. People call other people old as if to indicate that they are passé or out of style. Naw Joker I’M ALIVE. That’s the flex.

Lowkey confession: I don’t trust people who claim to be related to everybody 😣

Dear Baltimore Ravens, I love you guys, okay? 💜🖤

It's honestly been fun as hell riding this season out with you guys. I wasn't expecting all the love and enthusiasm from everyone in the #FlockNation But now we just have to look forward to the next season. Take care of yourselves. I love yall #RavensFlock 💜💜💜💜

I’m an AO3 junkie.

These refs SUCK. Ima need Jackson to just GO AWF.

There are some matters in life in which I will remain in staunch defense of my right to love things that may not culturally be “US” but Ima do em anyway. Music just happens to be one of those matters. In short, I’m a Maroon 5 STAN. Just because 4.5 members are yt doesn’t make them culturally unfit.

Now the Ravens are just waxing the Browns’ back hair. Let them rest for next week. There is no next week for the Browns 🤣

To the hezzoouusse #RavensFlock #footballsky #nflsky @lamarjohnson23.bsky.social close to passing #MichaelVik

The people in Houston look JUST like the people in Pittsburgh did 😐🤭🤣

Don’t say NUFFIN bout my lil niece Blue…she did her thang!

Somebody come take my phone. Bath & Body Works 😖 42 items in my cart 😣 ‘Tis the season to lose one’s mind 😩

The best thing about BlueSky is not financing a sociopath.

Sore loserdom 🤣🤣🤣

ALLOFUM 🤣🤣🤣

Summation at its finest 👏🏾

ETERNALLY

Drake gon be even more pissed when they have to play Not Like Us in court and everybody in the room start bobbing their heads 🤷🏽‍♂️

I’ve told y’all for 13 years Drake act like the white woman that raised him. Suing your label because you got smoked in a rap beef cements my point

Telling Black women that their activism is performative is literally undermining day to day interactions in which Black women have to make that choice daily with repercussions both big and small.

Injured that boy’s liver & kidneys 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Did Kendrick hurt your feewings? You may be entitled to compensation…. Boy GTFOH 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭

Real mfn tears 😆🤣😂😭